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A Garfield Christmas

By Sara Clemens • December 2nd, 2024

A Garfield Christmas had an honored place on my 1980’s VHS compilation of Christmas specials. Why? One word: Grandma.

The Heavy Pour
A drawing of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man doing his signature cry-face from the climax of the movie Ghostbusters.

The Doctor Is In

By Sara Clemens • July 12th, 2024

Who you gonna call?

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Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special

By Sara Clemens • December 1st, 2023

It took me 19 years to listen to the commentary tracks for Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special, a show I’ve watched at least once a year for the past 35.

Rows of Pop! figures by Funko on temporary shelving at New York Comic Con. Some are priced at $500+ dollars, which is absolutely ridiculous.

Dispatches from NYCC: Funkos All the Way Down

By Sara Clemens • October 13th, 2023

And not enough Pee-wee.

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Succession

By Sara Clemens • June 1st, 2023

Fuck off.

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Several games from Infocom's library of text adventures, including the Zorks, Planetfall and Trinity, among many others. The graphics are decidedly 80s.

I’ve Been Eaten by a Grue

By Sara Clemens • April 14th, 2023

How I learned to stop worrying and love the text-based adventure.

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Several monstrous costume pieces hanging in a booth at New York Comicon, including masks for Scream's Ghostface and Jason's hockey mask from the Friday the 13th franchise.

The Monsters We Make

By Sara Clemens • December 13th, 2022

As storytellers, the monsters we make are so often just mirrors.

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The Peripheral

By Sara Clemens • October 31st, 2022

Two eras, some twisty time shenanigans and virtual reality collide in a TV adaptation of William Gibson’s novel.

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Detail of a red brick wall hand-drawn in colored pencil.

What to Do for Dinner

By Sara Clemens • June 7th, 2022

Some people make decisions like *that.*

Two panels of a larger comic strip in which a rich man is served a plate of ice cream while a fool takes notice.

A Fool’s Cap and a Plate of Ice Cream

By Peter Newell and Sara Clemens • May 11th, 2022

Better a witty fool than a foolish wit!

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