![A simple cute smiley face on a field of white, made up of two dots and a squiggle that looks like a sideways "3."](https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/07/Coyle-1.jpg)
Purrcy from Mystic Mansion
I find myself thinking about how Purrcy fits into the kawaii template of vulnerability and harmlessness. Purrcy does have these visual signifiers. I do want to help him. I am also terrified of him.
![The character known as Gothic Writer from the mobile game Game of Vampires: Twilight Sun, sporting two neat braids and carrying a notebook.](https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/05/Coyle.jpg)
The Gothic Writer from Game of Vampires
Do I love this game, or do I hate it? Am I being a downer because of latent mobile game snobbery?
![The Lyktgubbe from Bramble: The Mountain King, holding a glowing lantern, stoops to talk to a small figure in a dense forest awash with flowers.](https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2024/04/Coyle.jpg)
The Lyktgubbe from Bramble: The Mountain King
My adult brain feels desperate to chase after lights in the forest, lights I haven’t seen in some time. As a child, I knew better.
![A close-up of Andreja from Starfield, looking suitably goth with black hair, downturned eyes and a soft, elegant expression. She poses behind a spiky metal structure that gives the impression of dead tree branches.](https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/12/Coyle.jpg)
I Married My Goth GF in Starfield but I Feel Nothing
Starfield is Bethesda’s biggest game to date. More to explore, more dialogue options, more NPCs. So why don’t I feel attached to any of the characters?
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Hammer Horror Nightgown Ranking
It’s easy to get lost in the aesthetic pleasures of Hammer’s smooching Draculas and bangin’ 1970s haircuts on 19th century characters; you might gloss over the more ethereal wardrobe choices.
![KJ from Life After Magic, a cool-looking person with a punky bleach-blond haircut (replete with purple streak) a great 'fit, and excellent tattoos. They intimidate me.](https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/07/07-Coyle.jpg)
KJ from Life After Magic
“There’s a bunch of different subcultures under the punk and goth umbrellas. Doesn’t always have to be about wearing black and being angry.”
![A screencap from Skyrim shows Serana and the player character having a nighttime walk along a snowy path.](https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/03/Deirdre-1.jpg)
Skyrim and Existential Angst Redux
Why can’t I marry Serana? I would like to take this up with Todd Howard personally.
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Get Her What She Really Wants for Valentine’s Day and Avoid the Wrath of the Ancient Ones
A holiday gift guide that just might save your skin.
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On Organizing My Skyrim Library and Living in a Human Body
Organizing books makes me not care that I’m a decaying meat-coated skeleton living by the light of a dying star. I love skeletons! I love stars! Who cares, just let me read!
![The protagonist Bailey Ward from the videogame Switchcraft. She is a young woman with long auburn hair shaved on one side and an olive skin tone. She is casually dressed and smiling in what looks like the interior of a cafe.](https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/Deirdre.jpg)
Ruby Blue from Switchcraft
Ms. Blue’s aesthetics speak volumes: she wears librarian clichés – cardigans and tortoiseshell glasses – with bodycon animal prints, statement jewelry and long, blue nails.
![A black and white engraving of a large ship on stormy seas.](https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/05/Coyle.jpg)
The Mary Celeste
I watched the 1935 thriller The Mystery of the Mary Celeste (released in the U.S. as Phantom Ship). I took notes while watching, which include helpful annotations like “what is even happening” and “yikes this is racist.”
![Along an autumn path, a figure in a fur-collared cape and horned helmet leans over to retrieve a small log.](https://unwinnable.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/02/Coyle.jpg)
The Witch from Wytchwood
The main question I have while considering Wytchwood is, why isn’t this my life? Should I acquire a goat companion? Would the goat get along with my cat?
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Joy Johnson-Johjima from Monster Camp
If I overheard someone talking about a bookish goth who listens to Rumours on repeat too much, I’d assume they were talking about me.
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Belle
Deirdre played these Beauty and the Beast-inspired games so that you, dear reader, don’t have to.
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Gerry from Graveyard Keeper
I mean, really now, who hasn’t wanted to be friends with a talking, alcoholic skull?
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Iris From the Drawn Trilogy
The concept of turning artwork into reality—into an escape—has never been more tempting.
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Rowan from Seers Isle
This spectral figure makes an impression as a great storyteller long before she’s ever introduced.
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The Ad Salesman from Animal Restaurant
Animal Restaurant is a mobile game that does the impossible: It makes promoting in-game ads adorable.
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Jesse Faden from Control
Deirdre desperately wants to be friends with Jesse Faden, someone similarly comfortable with the surreal and unexplainable.
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Asra from The Arcana
Who doesn’t love obsessively pondering over fictional characters’ tarot readings?
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Goth Stereotypes as Videogame Characters
If you’ve never dabbled in goth subculture, you may not realize how many gothic sub-subcultures exist.
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Alice from American McGee’s Alice
American McGee’s series seemed like a natural extension of Deirdre’s lifelong Alice in Wonderland obsession.
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Hoshi from How to Date a Magical Girl
Why bother trying to date in a dating sim when you can play with one very good dog!
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Catboy the Cat, and Other Familiars
Deirdre lists some of the best cat (or cat-looking, at least) familiars in pop culture.
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The Abominable Snow Monster from SkiFree
An adorable cryptid from Microsoft’s 1991 Entertainment Pack for Windows makes it onto Deidre’s friend’s list.
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Drea
For someone who constantly jokes about dying, the chance to date a ghost carries its own morbid comfort.
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Rochelle
If the outbreak happened outside my window, I’d be digging through drawers for my most metal band shirts and cursing my lack of foresight in not purchasing a black Violator babydoll.