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A screenshot from Vampire Crawlers where the player is considering a Hellfire card that could deal 748 damage or one of a few other cards against an enemy in a blue robe and black hat all in a blocky pixelated style

Vampire Crawlers Is an Exponential Problem

By Rob Rich • May 8th, 2026

Will Poncle’s dungeon drawling follow-up to Vampire Survivors be as huge – and as commonly duplicated – as the original?

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A collage of characters from the cult "anti-RPG" video game Moon: Remix RPG Adventure, originally released in 1997 for the PlayStation in Japan.

I Live for the A-HA Moment

By Rob Rich • April 16th, 2026

Outside of rewarding exploration the best feeling in a videogame is the “A-HA!” moment. Something many games lack but several (both old and new) still have in spades.

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A screenshot from Pathologic 2 shows the player character's hands holding a revolver. Two figures in dark clothing approach on a cobblestone street, at least one ready to fight.

I Can’t Stop Thinking About Pathologic 2

By Rob Rich • March 12th, 2026

The fact that a videogame can make me think about these kinds of dilemmas on both a moral and mechanical level is utterly fascinating.

A screenshot of rthe title screen for Caves of Qud with the title at top and painting of mysterious ruins in a low lit underground cavern waiting to be explored

Portable Permadeath with Caves of Qud on Switch

By Rob Rich • March 2nd, 2026

Qud is so much more than its emergent stories.

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The achievement screen from the action RPG Genshin Impact showcases various achievements lined up in a grid.

I Hate What Achievements Have Become

By Rob Rich • February 13th, 2026

I don’t hate achievements as a concept, or dislike when they’re in games. What I do hate is how they’re sometimes viewed as a necessity.

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A close-up of the character Esquie from the game Clair Obscur: Expedition 33, a large, imposing figure wearing a distinctive, split-face mask.

Grief and the Importance of Letting Go

By Rob Rich • January 20th, 2026

A trio of disparate games with surprisingly similar themes, and how sometimes the better end game choice is to let things go.

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Two firefighters try to extinguish a fire in a controlled parking lot environment.

“But She’s Got a New Hat!”

By Rob Rich • December 17th, 2025

It’s not a new pattern of behavior or anything, but Rob is… just… so sick and tired of seeing “company bad” one week and then “new thing from company!” the next.

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