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Run It Back
Artwork from the poster for Apocalypse Now Final Cut shows Captain Benjamin Willard rising from the depths of a river, lit by contrasting blue and red light.

1979 2019

By Oluwatayo Adewole • December 1st, 2023

This month we turn our attention to Coppola’s 1979 epic Apocalypse Now, and more specifically to its 2019 Final Cut.

Eyeing Elsewhere
A still from Killers of the Flower Moon shows Mollie and Ernest sitting at the table. Mollie gazes at Ernest with some fondness while he wears a distant, inscrutable expression.

Boots on the Ground

By Phillip Russell • November 30th, 2023

Killers of the Flower Moon is a complicated film, less so because of the story it tells, and more so with how it’s told and by whom.

Noise Complaint
The drummer for Few Left Standing peers cheekily at the camera while playing at a 2000 house show.

On the Outside Looking Into Christian Hardcore

By Ben Sailer • November 29th, 2023

Ben wonders what happened to all the Christian hardcore bands that once dominated VFW basements and Hot Topic shelves, and lands on a conclusion that reveals his own ignorance.

Funeral Rites

ARC Turns Disaster Into a Fighting Chance

By Emily Price • November 28th, 2023

While ARC is a TTRPG about the end of the world, it uses humor and warmth as often as horror to imagine what responding to the apocalypse actually looks like.

Feature Excerpt

The Stories of Virtual Fragments

By Clint Morrison Jr. • November 22nd, 2023

Modern games are littered with fragmented narratives, digital ephemera often left obscured or abstracted in their incompleteness.

Feature Story

We Need to Talk About the Warrens

By Orrin Grey • November 21st, 2023

There is plenty of evidence that the Warrens were hucksters who exploited vulnerable people for their own profit.

Letter from the Editor

Unwinnable Monthly – November 2023

By David Shimomura • November 17th, 2023

We’re not putting up the Christmas decorations yet.

Friction Burns

Never to Return

By Ruth Cassidy • November 15th, 2023

It feels like knowing Pyre’s secrets should remove its surface tensions, but a risk you know how to calculate just makes the gambles feel larger.

I Played It, Like, Twice...
Milton Bradley's Vampire Hunter, featuring a large glowing tower in the center of the game board.

What You See in the Dark: Night and Day in Vampire Hunter

By Orrin Grey • November 15th, 2023

Vampire Hunter is a fairly straightforward board game with one exception – you play it in the dark.

Nonhuman Meditations

Where are the Giant Bats?

By Alyssa Wejebe • November 14th, 2023

The shape of vampires could stretch and be more.

Here's the Thing
A moody pen-and-ink drawing from Vampire: The Masquerade showing a man in dark glasses and a motorcycle jacket smoking a cig.

Vampire, and the Importance of a Good Storyteller

By Rob Rich • November 14th, 2023

Rob reminisces about his early days of tabletop RPGs, and how much a bad Storyteller in Vampire: The Masquerade almost torpedoed his interest entirely.

Forms in Light
Johnathan E. Reid, the player character from Vampyr, stands in a hospital lit by sodium orange lamps.

Parasites and Predation

By Justin Reeve • November 10th, 2023

While Vampyr has been critically acclaimed for its narrative depth and gameplay mechanics, the architectural design is definitely worth a mention, being at once a thematic and functional cornerstone of the game.

The Beat Box

Vamps – Otherwise

By Noah Springer • November 9th, 2023

Repetition and transformation.

Casting Deep Meteo
A screencap from Vampire Hunter D shows the titular hunter reaching towards the viewer. He wears a magnificent hat.

One Thousand Year Old Vampire Hunter D

By Levi Rubeck • November 8th, 2023

While watching Vampire Hunter D, one can’t help but connect it to the relatively recent solo role-playing game Thousand Year Old Vampire by Tim Hutchings.

Area of Effect
A striking vista of a rock formation on a desert planet. The starry sky is awash in the hazy colors of an alien sunset.

Open World Vampires

By Jay Castello • November 7th, 2023

The open world map is almost nothing but a center for consumption.

Interlinked
A screenshot of Raziel from Legacy of Kain: Defiance. He is a skeletal wraith and has a scarf covering the bottom half of his face.

Don’t Fear the Reaver

By Phoenix Simms • November 3rd, 2023

Raziel, the tragic wraith protagonist of the Soul Reaver series, contains within his arc a nuanced portrayal of how an energy vampire is made and unmade.

Here Be Monsters

A Different Sort of Vampire: The Endemic Issue Behind Redfall’s Critical Flop

By Emma Kostopolus • November 2nd, 2023

Redfall is an excellent test case for how capitalist gamer culture has turned some gaming consumers into a particularly odious, never-satisfied group of soulsuckers.

Mind Palaces

I Will Come Up With a Punny Title I Promise

By Maddi Chilton • October 31st, 2023

Somewhere along the way in Redfall’s development someone should have asked: What is this game, and why are we making it?

This Mortal Coyle

Hammer Horror Nightgown Ranking

By Deirdre Coyle • October 27th, 2023

It’s easy to get lost in the aesthetic pleasures of Hammer’s smooching Draculas and bangin’ 1970s haircuts on 19th century characters; you might gloss over the more ethereal wardrobe choices.

Past Presence

Taking the Cullens to Uniqlo

By Emily Price • October 26th, 2023

You can wear Uniqlo anywhere. Its styling is bizarre and frequently, ugly. I don’t know of a better way to summarize Twilight’s fashion.

Funeral Rites

Campfire Carnage Conjures the Real Monsters

By Oluwatayo Adewole • October 25th, 2023

Campfire Carnage writer Valkyrie T. Loughcrewe sees potential for “campsite as being for horror games what a dungeon is to fantasy,” an iterative space through which you can tell all sorts of stories.

Feature Excerpt

Killing the Vampire

By Elijah Gonzalez • October 24th, 2023

Xenoblade Chronicles 3 exorcizes an age-old symbol of stagnation and exploitation to foreground a story about systemic change.

Letter from the Editor

Unwinnable Monthly – October 2023

By David Shimomura • October 20th, 2023

Vamps, the ones you’d expect and some others.

Here's the Thing

Collecting Sucks and is Awesome

By Rob Rich • October 12th, 2023

Rob reflects on the up and downs of toy collecting, and how some days he wishes he’d never started.

Forms in Light
A screenshot from Assassin’s Creed Mirage shows protagonist Basim perched on the edge of a a tall building, gazing out across 9th century Baghdad.

Building Baghdad

By Justin Reeve • October 11th, 2023

Archaeological reconstruction is at best a double-edged sword, providing valuable insight into the past while grappling with a host of issues that challenge its accuracy and integrity.

Always Autumn
A screenshot from Goodbye Volcano High shows a three-piece band of teenage anthropomorphic animals getting read to thrash some chords.

When the Fire Falls From on High; Or, the Meteor Is Not a Metaphor

By Autumn Wright • October 10th, 2023

Comparing the animation in scenes that appear both in its 2020 reveal trailer and the final product, it’s obvious that three years of something bad happened to Goodbye Volcano High.

Noah's Beat Box

All the Content Warnings

By Noah Springer • October 6th, 2023

Comedy and horror truly reside next to each other in some off-kilter way, balancing the truly debauched with the truly buffoonish.

Area of Effect

Space in Translation

By Jay Castello • October 4th, 2023

What Baldur’s Gate 3 loses in creativity by being a simulation, it gains in slapstick.

Rookie of the Year

I Went to Miami During a Heat Wave So You Don’t Have To

By Matt Marrone • October 3rd, 2023

If you’re thinking of going to the beach, don’t.

Interlinked

Grounding The Games Industry

By Phoenix Simms • September 29th, 2023

Games, despite all their innovative trappings, are trash. To be more specific – games can create a lot of socioeconomic trash.

Here Be Monsters

RE7 as American Folk Horror

By Emma Kostopolus • September 28th, 2023

Folk horror is having a minute in the scholarly study of horror.

Mind Palaces
A still from The Venture Bros.: Radiant is the Blood of the Baboon Heart showing a a close-up on a blonde boy wearing a Batman Halloween mask in front of a blue summer sky.

A Secret Third Thing

By Maddi Chilton • September 27th, 2023

The Venture Bros. premiered in 2004. Seven seasons later, it finally gets its finale, or what amounts to one.

Past Presence
A screenshot from Neo Cab shows several cars traffic jamming around cool, neon-lit city streets.

Object Lessons #2: Smartphone

By Emily Price • September 26th, 2023

How do you represent a technology that’s had an earthquake’s impact, that almost everyone owns and that has made our private lives public?

Funeral Rites

Challenge Cult Horror with Maximum Mystic Punks Vol 2: Crypt

By Alyssa Wejebe • September 25th, 2023

“I’ve always been fascinated with medieval crypts, ossuaries and mausoleums,” Mystic Punks series creator Anthony Meloro says. “So, placing a dungeon crawl in one is an obvious choice.”

Feature Excerpt
A robed figure with spear and shield stands on the bank of a river of fire, arms aloft.

May Chaos Take the World

By Gerry Hart • September 22nd, 2023

The cosmology of Elden Ring’s world is complex and daunting even for veteran players, but there is little in the way of ambiguity with the Frenzied Flame.

Feature Excerpt

AI is Advancing Rapidly – The Outer Worlds Tells Us Why That’s Bad

By Mira Lazine • September 21st, 2023

The Outer Worlds gives us insight into what it’s like to live in a society run exclusively by corporations, but it also gives us insight into what it’s like to live in a world dominated by AI.

Letter from the Editor

Unwinnable Monthly – September 2023

By David Shimomura • September 18th, 2023

Remember remember, the 21st night of September.

Here's the Thing
Clip art of a red chaise and matching armchair.

I’m Finally Going to Therapy

By Rob Rich • September 15th, 2023

Therapy (and mental health in general, really) is still something of a taboo in our society, but now that Rob’s finally started going himself he’s started to realize how ridiculous that is.

Forms in Light
A late evening city skyline from Grand Theft Auto 5 with lit-up office buildings silhouetted against a dusky sky.

Finding Lost Santos

By Justin Reeve • September 14th, 2023

Carrying out a detailed comparison of GTA5’s Los Santos and Los Angeles through the lens of Michel Foucault sheds light on the intricate interplay between space, place, social order and power.

Noah's Beat Box
Art from the children's book This is Not My Hat, featuring a huge fish peering at a tiny one wearing the smallest, most adorable bowler on its head.

An Adult Critique of Books for Children

By Noah Springer • September 13th, 2023

You know what doesn’t get enough hate in Noah’s opinion? Children’s books.

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