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An adventuring party, made up of a giant, an elf, and blobby slime creature, read and map while contemplating their next move in the Land of Eem.

Dungeoneers Galore and More in the Land of Eem

By Alyssa Wejebe • January 7th, 2025

James Parks and Ben Costa had always planned to adapt the world of their graphic novels and books into their upcoming tabletop roleplaying game, straightforwardly called Land of Eem.

Nonhuman Meditations
Several Sandiles from Pokemon mill around in the grass.

Building a Pokémon Gym Leader’s Team

By Alyssa Wejebe • December 17th, 2024

Ever since #gymleadersona became a thing a while back, I’ve thought about what I’d do for a Pokémon gym leader’s more unified theme.

Nonhuman Meditations
Artwork depicting Godzilla curled up in the Roman Colosseum while spotlights shine on him from several angles.

Godzilla: From Nuclear Trauma to Emotionally Recovering in the Colosseum

By Alyssa Wejebe • July 22nd, 2024

While Godzilla was created from nuclear warfare – he’s ultimately not his creator. Or he doesn’t have to be.

Funeral Rites
A black and white drawing of several ducks in mystical robes and armor traversing the stairs of a castle.

Embarking on a DuckQuest

By Alyssa Wejebe • February 26th, 2024

“What if ducks weren’t the comical sidekick? What if ducks were the heroes of the adventure?”

Funeral Rites

Getting Exiled with My Chivalric Bromance

By Alyssa Wejebe • December 26th, 2023

While its title is a tribute to and parody of the classic New Jersey emo band My Chemical Romance, the game’s roots dig down through medieval history.

Nonhuman Meditations

Where are the Giant Bats?

By Alyssa Wejebe • November 14th, 2023

The shape of vampires could stretch and be more.

Funeral Rites

Challenge Cult Horror with Maximum Mystic Punks Vol 2: Crypt

By Alyssa Wejebe • September 25th, 2023

“I’ve always been fascinated with medieval crypts, ossuaries and mausoleums,” Mystic Punks series creator Anthony Meloro says. “So, placing a dungeon crawl in one is an obvious choice.”

Nonhuman Meditations
A still from Jaws featuring actor Roy Scheider in front of the mechanical shark puppet.

Tracking a Mechanical Shark

By Alyssa Wejebe • September 16th, 2022

Alyssa follows the adventures of Bruce, the mechanical shark in Jaws.

Nonhuman Meditations

A Dog and Her Friend and the Lockdown in Between

By Alyssa Wejebe • August 11th, 2022

Alyssa imagines Isabelle’s friendship with Doomguy while remembering the first year of lockdown.

Nonhuman Meditations
NOS-4-A2, a robot character from the Buzz Lightyear of Star Command tv show, extends bat-like wings made of energy from his back.

Do Robots Feast on Electric Sheep?

By Alyssa Wejebe • July 8th, 2022

Alyssa looks back on robotic energy vampire NOS-4-A2 from Buzz Lightyear of Star Command.

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