Exploits Feature Selene Shade: Resurrectionist for Hire By Noah Springer • December 2nd, 2024 Selene Shade, a steely, blue-eyed resurrectionist, spends her days raising the dead and her nights alone…
Noah's Beat Box A Nightmare on Valleyfield Drive By Noah Springer • November 19th, 2024 We bought our “dream” home. A three-bed, one-bath mid-century ramble in the St. Louis suburb, Glennmeadow. But then everything changed.
Noah's Beat Box The Anniversary By Noah Springer • October 15th, 2024 What am I, a 38-year-old with a kid and a full-time job to do, listen to every new artist named Toilet Monster or Fuck Gorilla until I find the one that bangs?
Noah's Beat Box Memories of a Commonwealth By Noah Springer • August 14th, 2024 I’ve lived in a number of cities over my life, but my memories of Boston seem to feel stronger, maybe because of my time in Fallout 4.
Funeral Rites The Capricious Gifts Found in Portents of a Dying God By Noah Springer • June 27th, 2024 Soul-crushing realities are something that MÖRK BORG tends to revel in, so it’s nice to see that Matt Johnson’s newest deck offers the same type of disastrous opportunities.
Noah's Beat Box Post-Truth Beef By Noah Springer • May 21st, 2024 This may become known as the first post-truth beef in hip hop.
Noah's Beat Box Going to Extremes By Noah Springer • May 9th, 2024 Drawing lines between Yorgos Lanthimos’s Poor Things and Nikos Nikolaidis’ cult favorite Singapore Sling. Did the latter influence the former?
Funeral Rites The Tower, The Fool, The Meatgrinder By Noah Springer • April 23rd, 2024 “His Majesty the Worm is very focused on megadungeon-crawling, and I wanted players to have this sense that surviving the dangers means something.”
Noah's Beat Box Smashing Pumpkins – Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness Vinyl 4LP Boxset By Noah Springer • April 10th, 2024 Of all the albums from the ’90s alternative rock scene, Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness is one of the most deserving for a deluxe treatment like this.
Noah's Beat Box Watching Kubrick on My Phone By Noah Springer • March 13th, 2024 To be fair, I have never seen a Kubrick movie in theaters, so this entire thing may be flawed from the get-go.