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A pixelated demon with red eyes and gaping maw from the videogame DOOM.

The Beat Box – DOOM

By Noah Springer • July 29th, 2022

Bouncing around microchips as a micro-man or walking around a 2D dungeon, rolling hits on a gelatinous blob felt like child’s play to the splattering gore of Doom.

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A close-up portrait of Kendrick Lamar, a bearded man with dreadlocks.

Noteworthy Hip Hop – A Kendrick Lamar Retrospective

By Noah Springer • June 24th, 2022

Coupling Kendrick Lamar’s recent album release and Unwinnable’s tenth+ year, Noah charts the critically acclaimed rapper’s rise over the 2010s.

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A side-profile photograph of Denzel Curry that is blurred and pixelated as if seen on a snowy TV screen.

Noteworthy Hip Hop – May 2022

By Noah Springer • May 27th, 2022

In anticipation of Kendrick Lamar dropping his first album in five years this month, some of the top rappers in the game decided to put on a hip hop clinic.

A sepia-toned photograph of the Fisk Jubilee Singers, an African-American a capella group from Fisk University.

Sigurd Springer’s Music Box

By Noah Springer • April 26th, 2022

In correspondence from a temporarily quiet battlefield, Private First Class Sigurd Springer writes on the premier melodians of 1872.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – March 2022

By Noah Springer • March 25th, 2022

Things are happening! Noah brings us some fresh new records for March.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – February 2022

By Noah Springer • February 24th, 2022

After a brief hiatus, Noah returns with five new albums for a sleepy February.

Exploits Feature

The Radium Age

By Noah Springer • January 10th, 2022

Science fiction from the early 20th century is often neglected. The Radium Age series seeks to fix that.

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Two colorful, cartoonish portraits of two men, one wearing a Detroit Lions baseball cap and the other bald with a full beard. A serpentine dragon coils between them.

Noteworthy Hip Hop – December 2021

By Noah Springer • December 29th, 2021

Noah takes a stab at putting his fingerprints on the 2021 hip hop canon with a look at some favorite albums from the year.

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The bright yellow "W" logo of the Wu-Tang Clan on a dark background.

Noteworthy Hip Hop – November 2021

By Noah Springer • November 29th, 2021

They say if you play Mozart in the womb for your kid, they come out smarter. But what happens when you play them Wu-Tang on their first day of life?

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A man holds the hand of a young boy and points up towards the top of a tall building.

Noteworthy Hip Hop – October 2021

By Noah Springer • October 31st, 2021

Noah doesn’t review Donda.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – September 2021

By Noah Springer • September 22nd, 2021

And now for something a little different.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – August 2021

By Noah Springer • August 23rd, 2021

Noah goes mainstream!

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – July 2021

By Noah Springer • July 30th, 2021

Chill beats to do stuff and improve one’s life to.

Exploits Feature

Substack Dracula

By Noah Springer • June 30th, 2021

The horror of Dracula, right in your inbox.

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A greyscale image album cover for Unlocked 1.5 by Denzel Curry and Kenny Beats.

Noteworthy Hip Hop – June 2021

By Noah Springer • June 30th, 2021

Noah moved this month but he still put this together for us all. What a guy!

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A snippet from the album cover of cLOUDDEAD,

Noteworthy Hip Hop – May 2021

By Noah Springer • May 31st, 2021

Noah looks back 20 years ago to 2001 and all the hits.

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Daniel Kaluuya as Fred Hampton speaks to a crowd.

Noteworthy Hip Hop – April 2021

By Noah Springer • May 3rd, 2021

Noah dives into more beats for April.

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A man with smoke coming out of his mouth, standing in front of the American flag.

Noteworthy Hip Hop – March 2021

By Noah Springer • March 22nd, 2021

You’ve got to hunt for these albums!

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A man with gold teeth within concentric circles.

Noteworthy Hip Hop – February 2021

By Noah Springer • March 1st, 2021

Hey you guys! Noah is doing album roundups again!

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RIP MF DOOM

By Noah Springer • January 29th, 2021

Just remember ALL CAPS when you spell the man name.

Noteworthy Hip Hop

Rediscovering 24-Carat Black

By Noah Springer • December 22nd, 2020

Noah talks to Zach Schonfeld about his new book on the overlooked legacy of funk and soul band 24-Carat Black.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – November 2020

By Noah Springer • November 27th, 2020

Fresh hip hop for you!

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – October 2020

By Noah Springer • October 21st, 2020

Last year, I was overwhelmed by all the quality drops over the full season, and this year, September 25 seemed to mark the beginning of the season with an amazing selection of releases I just can’t do justice.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – September 2020

By Noah Springer • September 23rd, 2020

In honor of the new old Tony Hawk game, we’ve got hip hop to grind to.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – August 2020

By Noah Springer • September 1st, 2020

“We’re still in quarantine, and I’m still listening to beats and rhymes.”

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – July 2020

By Noah Springer • August 7th, 2020

These are some revolutionary times we’re living in, so this month, Noahs dives into a few albums that match that vibe.

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Music for the Revolution

By Noah Springer • June 18th, 2020

Noah highlights some new hip hop albums well suited for our moment in history.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – April 2020

By Noah Springer • May 8th, 2020

Noah finds a bit of normalcy in hip hop when that quarantine paranoia begins to set in.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – March 2020

By Noah Springer • April 8th, 2020

Noah celebrates this column’s one-year anniversary with some great new albums.

Exploits Feature

Modernism and Auto-Tune

By Noah Springer • March 20th, 2020

“I see auto-tune playing the same role in hip hop in the last two decades as photography played in art in the 19th and early 20th century.”

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – February 2020

By Noah Springer • March 6th, 2020

This month’s column includes one of the more powerful albums Noah’s heard in a while.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – January 2020

By Noah Springer • February 4th, 2020

Noah checks out what the ’20s have in store.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – December 2019

By Noah Springer • January 12th, 2020

Noah says “goodbye” to 2019 by saying “hello” to a few albums he overlooked during the year.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – November 2019

By Noah Springer • December 3rd, 2019

Fresh November beats!

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – October 2019

By Noah Springer • November 7th, 2019

Just like a white girl’s cup filled with pumpkin spice, Noah’s ears runneth over with great hip hop this month.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – September 2019

By Noah Springer • September 30th, 2019

Noah alternates between the unknown and known with this month’s hip hop.

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – August 2019

By Noah Springer • August 29th, 2019

Noah’s endlessly fascinated by the deep range and mutability of hip hop’s subgenres.

Open Letter to Legion

By Noah Springer • August 16th, 2019

My beautiful, heady, unwieldy love –  what am I to do with you?

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Noteworthy Hip Hop – July 2019

By Noah Springer • July 31st, 2019

Noah’s got another month’s worth of fresh beats and wants to hear if you’re digging his tastes.

Feature Excerpt

Springfield Forever

By Noah Springer • July 22nd, 2019

Some mobile games are only entertaining for a few hours. For Noah, The Simpsons Tapped Out has proven fun for nearly a decade.

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