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Whiskey and Bullets

By Stu Horvath • June 6th, 2013

A hard-boiled mystery, in song.

Rookie of the Year: The BioShock Brewery Tour

By Matt Marrone • May 27th, 2013

The Rookie of the Year tours the Anheuser-Busch BioShock brewery.

Rookie of the Year: The Greatest Sports Videogame Ever (A Respectful Rebuttal)

By Matt Marrone • May 13th, 2013

ESPN ranked the top 25 sports videogames ever. They forgot Tony La Russa Baseball.

A Small Victory

By Stu Horvath • May 2nd, 2013

Sometimes a small victory is better than none at all.

Robot Repair, Repaired: The Not Quite True Story Of Television’s Most Hilarious Robot

By Matt Marrone • April 29th, 2013

The Rookie of the Year pays tribute to Saturday Night Live‘s “Robot Repair.”

Sins of the Father

By Stu Horvath • April 25th, 2013

Stu Horvath ponders H.P. Lovecraft, sex and The Shadow Over Innsmouth.

It’s Spring, and Love is In the Air

By Matt Marrone • April 15th, 2013

The Rookie of the Year waxes poetic about BioShock Infinite.

The Fabergé Egg

By Stu Horvath • April 11th, 2013

Stu Horvath ponders the infinite.

You’ll Figure it Out

By Stu Horvath • April 4th, 2013

The last day at home before traveling to a conference is the worst. I fret over my luggage. I regret booking the trip at all. It is too expensive. It is too long. It is going to be a disaster. Surely it cannot possibly be as amazing as last year. I should cancel it entirely, but I am expected. People are relying on me. So I go.

Rookie of the Year: The Ultimate Pissing Contest

By Matt Marrone • April 1st, 2013

The Rookie of the Year challenges his Unwinnable comrades to a showdown at the urinals.

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