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Author: Aurelius Ventro

Dear Space Marine – Fitness

By Aurelius Ventro • January 19th, 2015

This month, Aurelius Ventro teaches us puny humans how to get in shape, Space Marine-style

Dear Space Marine – Chlamydians

By Aurelius Ventro • October 27th, 2014

Unwinnable’s resident Space Marine, Aurelius Ventro, delivers much needed advice on sexual transmitted diseases.

Dear Space Marine – Pest Control

By Aurelius Ventro • September 1st, 2014

Unwinnable’s resident Space Marine gives some tips for effective household pest control.

Dear Space Marine – Lonely in Love

By Aurelius Ventro • August 4th, 2014

Our resident Space Marine, Aurelius Ventro, dials in from 38,000 years in the future to give a little advice on human courtship.

Dear Space Marine

By Aurelius Ventro • June 30th, 2014

Ignorant humans! Ask Tech-Marine Ventro your foolish questions and he shall dispense his genehanced wisdom directly into your unworthy intellects.

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