Every story on this page is based on true events in my life.
I used to work for an arts and crafts store and my manager came to work once after being sprayed by a skunk.
When I was little, my family was kicked out of a restaurant due to my gas.
I never mugged kids for candy, but one Halloween my friend Dave and I encountered solid-colored ninjas: a blue one, a yellow one, a green one, etc…
In high school, my buddy Dave drank a half gallon of chocolate milk in 10 minutes. He puked it all up.
And most of my good friends started out as enemies.
So there you have it. It’s best to write from true experiences!