Unwinnable Weekly Issue Forty

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    UW40-small-cover Hi there,

    Today, I woke up thinking about Anton Maiden.

    His real name was Anton Gustafasson and he was a young man who, you guessed it, loved Iron Maiden. I mean, really, really fucking loved Iron Maiden. He loved Iron Maiden so much that he created MIDI versions of their songs and then sang over them.

    Sang is, perhaps, a strong word. The charm of Anton’s songs, and what would eventually lead him to become one of the first examples of an internet celebrity in 1999, is his terrible singing. I mean, truly awful. I have never heard someone sing so much and be so astoundingly flat.

    Your first reaction when you hear Anton’s Iron Maiden covers is to laugh. It has been so long since I first heard them, I can’t remember what sort of laugh passed my lips. I hope it was one of amazement, perhaps disbelief, but it was probably mean-spirited, mocking laughter.

    In an interview with a Swedish newspaper Expressen, Anton said that Iron Maiden fans, “think that my interpretations are a disgrace to Iron Maiden. But that was never my intent.” This being the internet, I can’t imagine how those Iron Maiden fans inflicted that opinion on Anton.

    They were wrong, of course. Anton honored Iron Maiden. His love of their music was so strong, so uncritical, so overflowing…it doesn’t matter that he couldn’t sing with even a fraction of Bruce Dickinson’s talent. It matters that he threw himself into that music in his entirety. Aesthetic concepts of good and bad are meaningless here – it is the doing that counts. Alone, unpretentious, fervent – Anton’s blazing love for Maiden is one of the greatest tributes any fan has given any band.

    After releasing one CD, Anton Gustafsson cut short his career as an internet celebrity and removed all mention of Anton Maiden from his personal website. He focused on his passion for travelling, circling the globe and spending months at a time in Asia and the Middle East, often without guidebooks.

    In 2003, Anton committed suicide.

    No one has any way of knowing why Anton did that, but I don’t imagine his treatment at the hands of zealous Iron Maiden fans helped. I can’t imagine how much that hurt – to have been harassed and bullied and made fun of by the people who should have appreciated it the most.

    I saddens me, too, that the internet didn’t learn, that it has gotten worse, that is has become so cold and filled with anger. I fear for the next Anton Maiden.

    * * *

    Sorry to be a bummer.

    This week’s cover story is given over to Luke Pullen’s look at the old strategy game Emperor of the Fading Suns. Alec Kubas-Meyer philosophizes about review ratings. I share another set of toy photographs. Finally, Leo Johnson gives a southerner’s take on Southern Bastards, the brutal image comic by Jason Aaron and Jason Latour.

    Tomorrow is Geek Flea 9, so if you are in the North Jersey/NYC area, definitely come down and hang out for that.

    Jeeze, OK, I gotta go set up. See you next week! Holler if you need me at

    Stu Horvath,
    Kearny, New Jersey
    April 17, 2015

    Story Excerpts

    A number can’t do it so eloquently, but it can also create its own narrative. For instance, the critical response to Swery 65’s masterpiece, Deadly Premonition told a narrative, and that narrative was told in two numbers: IGN’s 2 out of 10 and Destructoid’s 10 out of 10.

    “Five Stars,” by Alec Kubas-Meyer

    In fact, these twisted visages with their bulging eyes and wide mouths remind me, in a way, of the work of Goya. They appear tortured. Malformed. I can’t imagine being a child and playing with these grotesqueries.

    “Toy Box II,” by Stu Horvath

    A mélange of Herbert, Wolff and Simmons, Fading Suns is known for having everything: mystery, intrigue, aliens, demons, monsters, priests with psychic powers and knights riding spaceships. Sometimes this works – scheming nobles and religious ascetics coming face to face with nightmarish demons that may or may not be advanced technology – and sometimes you get badly drawn aliens and camp Herbertese. The kitsch is piled high and it decays, stinks, takes on a life of its own. Surprising things take root.

    “A Dark Age of Infinite Scope,” by Luke Pullen

    In the back matter of the first issue, it became clear Aaron had a deep love of the South, but also a fear and repulsion of it. He summed it up nicely with, “I love the South. The South also scares the living shit out of me.” And this was how I felt about my hometown for the longest time. It was small, comfortable, intimate. Not a bad place to grow up, but it’s not somewhere you’d want to spend the rest of your life. It’s a place you’ll remember fondly, but fear to go back.

    “Southern Blood,” by Leo Johnson

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