John Wick 2 is a Bloated Neon Carcass of a Movie By Amanda Hudgins • February 13th, 2017 “Watching John Wick: Chapter 2 felt less like watching a movie and more like watching a particularly brutal playthrough of Hitman.”
Bringing Back The Dead In Films By Michael Edwards • February 10th, 2017 Just because we have the technology to do this doesn’t mean we have to do it.
The Worst Tool in the Toolbox By Amanda Hudgins • February 6th, 2017 The easiest way to make a villain seem villainous is cheap and exploitative.
Documentary Sunday Sour Grapes By Megan Condis • February 4th, 2017 A delicate bouquet of the perils of materialism, with subtle notes of bullshit.
The Dumb, the Rapid, and the Bloated: 14 Years of Underworld and Resident Evil By Amanda Hudgins • January 30th, 2017 “Coming out in 2003 and 2002, respectively, the movies in these series are critic-proof, popcorn encrusted waifu action spectacles.”
Inside the Rebellion Issue – Excerpts By Team Unwinnable • January 27th, 2017 Catch a glimpse into the rebellious heart of the latest issue of Unwinnable Monthly.
B-Fest 2017 By Amanda Hudgins • January 23rd, 2017 “B-Fest is a film festival and long-running tradition that combines all of the fun of live MST3K with sitting in one room for 24 hours straight.”
New Year’s Resolution: Introspect Nostalgia to Death By David Shimomura • January 2nd, 2017 Why do we get so thrilled at the prospect of new Power Rangers but are so hurt when we see the trailer?
Carrie Fisher, 1956-2016 By Team Unwinnable • December 28th, 2016 In Carrie Fisher, the world lost more than a princess.
The Best Movies of 2016 By Team Unwinnable • December 27th, 2016 Team Unwinnable watched a lot of movies in 2016. Here’s our picks for the best.
