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To: Exalted Funeral; RE: A Stiff Letter Regarding Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme

By Orrin Grey • January 29th, 2025

It has come to our attention that certain parties have made unfounded and frankly absurd claims that, during our testing of Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme, members of our organization were observed to chuckle, titter, guffaw or even laugh aloud.

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A first-person POV screenshot from splatter shows the player's bright red hand firing a weapon at several enemy characters, their blood splattering outward in a blinding chaos of color.

Terminally Online: Splatter and an Era of Cyberdeath

By Roxy S. • January 28th, 2025

Let’s not mince words; the digital world we’ve built is a waking nightmare.

A screenshot from Guilty Gear strive where a blond fighter with a sword is getting sweep kicked by another with a pony tail and bulky armor with sparks going off all around them

Beauty in the Lives of the Beasts: Guilty Gear After Instant Kills

By Alex J. Tunney • January 27th, 2025

Less instant kill and more dramatic finish.

Noah's Beat Box

Here, at the End of All Things

By Noah Springer • January 24th, 2025

The potential mass destruction of all Springfields in The Simpsons: Tapped Out was always hovering just beyond the horizon until this fall.

A screenshot from The Isle of Sgail mission in Hitman, with a dark nightclub where an armed guard stands before a red doorway, a woman in a white pantsuit struts across the stage, and a bald man in a white mask and tuxedo peers on from behind cover

Where Do We Go From the Isle of Sgàil

By J.M. Henson • January 23rd, 2025

If the world dies, then capitalism will die with it.

Letter from the Editor

Unwinnable Monthly – January 2025

By David Shimomura • January 22nd, 2025

The internet is a hellscape. Might as well rip and tear.

Here's the Thing
A screenshot from No Man's Sky's Mass Effect crossover event shows the Normandy cruising through an asteroid field.

Videogames Shouldn’t Be Work

By Rob Rich • January 21st, 2025

Rob’s been noticing a trend for games to host limited time events, and he’s not a fan.

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