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The title screen for Rugrats The Search for Reptar with the show's curlicue title type as well as some button prompts and Start Game text

I’m Tommy Pickles, and I’m Here to Get Shit Done

By Megan Bidmead • July 11th, 2024

I picked it up again, determined to finish it. But I got a headache from the music and I found the whole thing really frustrating.

The Burnt Offering
A giant beast from Dungeons & Dragons resembling a T-Rex, but with large spines on its back and somehow, even more teeth.

A Little Lecture on the Biggest Beasts of Tabletop Roleplaying Games

By Stu Horvath • July 11th, 2024

Tabletop roleplaying games crossed paths with kaiju in utero.

This Mortal Coyle
A simple cute smiley face on a field of white, made up of two dots and a squiggle that looks like a sideways "3."

Purrcy from Mystic Mansion

By Deirdre Coyle • July 9th, 2024

I find myself thinking about how Purrcy fits into the kawaii template of vulnerability and harmlessness. Purrcy does have these visual signifiers. I do want to help him. I am also terrified of him.

Grimrock Isle

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • July 8th, 2024

Welcome to Dove’s Bay, the most horrible island in Maine (take that, Stephen King)!

A screenshot from Dying Light in a wooded area facing a sunset with a teammate holding an automatic rifle and another in a cowboy hat with a sword with extra swords bolted on

“Rage, rage against the dying of the light”

By Zonghang Zhou • July 3rd, 2024

Though the fear of impending death is rendered moot by respawn mechanics, you know it will eventually run out. Still, you flatly refuse to go gentle into that good night.

Past Presence
A screenshot from Katamari Damacy shows a gigantic ball of detritus in a field of green, a rainbow stretching across the blue sky. A cow and her calf graze nearby, incuriously.

Killing the Dragon

By Dr. Emily Price • July 3rd, 2024

Both Dungeon Meshi and the Katamari franchise ask you to zoom in and look closely, keep your eyes peeled for small details, and never forget them even when they’re a speck on the surface of a massive star.

A screenshot from Rain World, featuring a white slugcat in between two enormous black rabbits with tendril horns, all caught in a noisy junk-filled world

Making Peace in the Toothy Maw of Rain World

By Hayes Geldmacher • July 2nd, 2024

After experiencing Rain World’s unforgiving cycle of death and punishment, it is not only understandable but anticipated that players would get fed up with the abuse and walk away to games that welcome their time and attention with any amount of appreciation. Why, then, do some players stay?

Earthshaker!

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • July 1st, 2024

Tarrasque? Pfft, that’s nothing.

Funeral Rites

The Capricious Gifts Found in Portents of a Dying God

By Noah Springer • June 27th, 2024

Soul-crushing realities are something that MÖRK BORG tends to revel in, so it’s nice to see that Matt Johnson’s newest deck offers the same type of disastrous opportunities.

A screenshot from Fallout 4 in the sterile white walled Institute lab with a synth trooper in white armor getting shot by a laser

Fallout 4: The Railroad Has a Short Track

By J.M. Henson • June 24th, 2024

The questions of Civil Rights and self-determination that the Railroad are attempting to posit to the broader Commonwealth are rendered secondary (at best) to secret-agent roleplaying.

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