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Area of Effect
A rendering from Hades II shows the three-headed dog Kerberos snarling and a trespasser.

Can You Kill the Dog?

By Jay Castello • July 16th, 2024

If Cerberus’s anger is anything to go by, this may be a more nuanced look at the mythology the Hades games pull from.

The Heavy Pour
A drawing of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man doing his signature cry-face from the climax of the movie Ghostbusters.

The Doctor Is In

By Sara Clemens • July 12th, 2024

Who you gonna call?

The Burnt Offering
A giant beast from Dungeons & Dragons resembling a T-Rex, but with large spines on its back and somehow, even more teeth.

A Little Lecture on the Biggest Beasts of Tabletop Roleplaying Games

By Stu Horvath • July 11th, 2024

Tabletop roleplaying games crossed paths with kaiju in utero.

Interlinked
An illustration of two maidens staring outward as a giant moth spreads its wings behind them, rendered in bright orange and gold.

Oh Mothra, Advance With Silk and Song

By Phoenix Simms • July 10th, 2024

Mothra is at once an icon of ritual and tradition as well as one of feminine transgression.

This Mortal Coyle
A simple cute smiley face on a field of white, made up of two dots and a squiggle that looks like a sideways "3."

Purrcy from Mystic Mansion

By Deirdre Coyle • July 9th, 2024

I find myself thinking about how Purrcy fits into the kawaii template of vulnerability and harmlessness. Purrcy does have these visual signifiers. I do want to help him. I am also terrified of him.

The Guest
A still from Guillermo del Toro's The Shape of Water shows the main character underwater with a humanoid yet amphibious creature, the two of them totally about to make out.

Monsterfucking

By Amanda Hudgins • July 5th, 2024

Monsterfucking is about showing a mirror to the monstrosity within – both in terms of society and in terms of the relationships between the parties involved.

Past Presence
A screenshot from Katamari Damacy shows a gigantic ball of detritus in a field of green, a rainbow stretching across the blue sky. A cow and her calf graze nearby, incuriously.

Killing the Dragon

By Dr. Emily Price • July 3rd, 2024

Both Dungeon Meshi and the Katamari franchise ask you to zoom in and look closely, keep your eyes peeled for small details, and never forget them even when they’re a speck on the surface of a massive star.

Run It Back

Cute

By Oluwatayo Adewole • July 2nd, 2024

Kawaii is consumed by the West as beauty without threat, whereas the very designation of Blackness is full of threat. What does it mean for a Black woman to try and be “cute?”

Noise Complaint
Several guitar effects pedals are propped up on a stony outcropping on a mountain trail.

Kawaii, Kaiju, and Guitar Pedals: Window Shopping With Effects Bakery

By Ben Sailer • June 28th, 2024

Ben falls in love with an impossibly cute guitar pedal company that brings kawaii style and rock and roll together.

Funeral Rites

The Capricious Gifts Found in Portents of a Dying God

By Noah Springer • June 27th, 2024

Soul-crushing realities are something that MÖRK BORG tends to revel in, so it’s nice to see that Matt Johnson’s newest deck offers the same type of disastrous opportunities.

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