Rookie of the Year: Save Hubig’s Pies! By Matt Marrone • September 3rd, 2012 The Rookie of the Year implores Unwinnable readers to help rebuild a New Orleans institution.
Rookie of the Year: Rocksnore Games By Matt Marrone • August 20th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year has a sneaking suspicion that Rockstar’s games are – gasp! – boring.
Rookie of the Year: Your Invitation to Twin Peaks Fest 2012 By Matt Marrone • July 30th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year gears up for Unwinnable’s coverage of the 20th annual Twin Peaks Festival in North Bend, Washington.
Rookie of the Year: The Old Ballgame By Matt Marrone • July 9th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year unwraps a magic box of baseball cards – from the future!
Rookie of the Year: The Lost Kinkos of Chiang Mai By Matt Marrone • June 25th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year rides an elephant, ogles bare Euro-flesh and learns the secret phrase for making instant Thai friends (then writes home to tell about it all).
Rookie of the Year: The Biggest Loser (Part III: I Am Slender Man) By Matt Marrone • June 11th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year’s ego is out of control. Here’s why that’s a really, really, REALLY scary thing.
Rookie of the Year: The Soundtrack to the Best Film in the World By Matt Marrone • May 28th, 2012 More than a quarter century later, the Rookie of the Year reviews the original soundtrack to The Golden Child – the greatest movie ever made.
Rookie of the Year: Raiders of the Lost Wii By Matt Marrone • May 14th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year dusted off his Wii to play Skyward Sword – and is now furiously fleeing from a giant, rolling boulder.
Rookie of the Year: Friendship Isn’t Necessarily Magic By Matt Marrone • April 30th, 2012 In an open letter to Unwinnable’s Gia Grillo, the Rookie of the Year explains why he will never watch My Little Pony ever again.
Rookie of the Year: I Posterized Geek Flea 3 By Matt Marrone • April 9th, 2012 The Rookie of the Year posterizes Unwinnable’s Geek Flea 3, gets hugged by Hambone and Stu’s mom, buys stuff – and nearly comes to blows with Ken Lucas.
