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Was Colonial Marines Really Nuked From The Start?

By Elijah Beahm • September 26th, 2024

“We loved our isolation. Thrived in it. It allowed us to get lost in our work with zero dependencies.”

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A screenshot from Final Fantasy VIII shows a woman in a fur-collared bomber jacket holding a large six-shooter pistol and looking pissed.

Baroque Pathology: Monkeys Shampooing While I Slowly Die and Play Final Fantasy VIII

By Luis Aguasvivas • September 25th, 2024

In a desperate attempt to conjure halcyon days I played Final Fantasy VIII. I played the game during a horrible time in my life.

MasterBook

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • September 23rd, 2024

That gum you didn’t like is coming back but you’re still not going to like it.

Crop of the cover of the two-pack set of Clash of the Titans and Wrath of the Titans, with a sword weilding Kratos, a cyclops, and a pegasus riding Persues

No Gods, No Masters: When Titans Ruled Blu-ray

By Orrin Grey • September 20th, 2024

Clash of the Titans came out during the baffling moment when Sam Worthington was being cast as the lead in everything.

Letter from the Editor

Unwinnable Monthly – September 2024

By David Shimomura • September 19th, 2024

RIP Game Informer, I loved you.

Machine: Impossible

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • September 16th, 2024

You’re in love with this city.

A screenshot from the trailer of Abigail where a masked woman and a young girl in a ballerina outfit are sitting in a dimly lit bedroom, about to make a pinky swear

“Abigail, Don’t You Think I Know What You’ve Done?”

By Orrin Grey • September 9th, 2024

Even without its marketing campaign sweeping any legs it might ever have possessed out from under it, however, Abigail was never destined to be any great shakes.

His Majesty the Worm

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • September 9th, 2024

The only place to go is down!

Cover Reveal: Orrin Grey’s Glowing in the Dark!

By Orrin Grey • September 4th, 2024

Peel your skin off and have a seat!

Exploits Feature

The Most Diverse Fascists You’ll Ever Meet

By Elijah Beahm • September 3rd, 2024

Let’s have more women spaceprison guards, too, while we’re at it.

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