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Author: Orrin Grey

I Played It, Like, Twice...
A photograph of two Conan board game boxes, both featuring the shirtless warrior, but one he's facing an army of enemies and the other he stands over their corpses as the sun sets

The Age of High Adventure: Conan on the Tabletop

By Orrin Grey • July 14th, 2025

For a long time, Conan was probably the second most recognizable fantasy property around.

I Played It, Like, Twice...
A mashup of the boxes for Hybrid and Claustrophobia, with stylized typefaces, big guys with guns, blue and red and green all over the place

Versus Mode: Claustrophobia x Hybrid

By Orrin Grey • June 13th, 2025

So, which one’s the winner? I dunno, I haven’t actually played either of them!

A screenshot from The Invisible Swordsman where a bunch of ruffians in historical japan are raising their swords against a wooden shoe that appears to be flying through the air with Japanese characters on screen

Looking Good: The Invisible Swordsman (1970) on Arrow Video Blu-ray

By Orrin Grey • June 9th, 2025

A comedy of bumbling slapstick, relying on the ineptitude of both its heroes and its villains.

I Played It, Like, Twice...
A picture of all the components for Titan Race including the box, several character cards for Ragnarok, Craken, and others, cards with colorful art of the racers, as well as boards, minis, and dice

Titanic Tussle: Titan Race Brings Mario Kart to the Kitchen Table… and It Isn’t Alone

By Orrin Grey • May 20th, 2025

As the name suggests, Titan Race is about big things.

Feature Story

It’s Little, and Broken, but Still Good: Lilo & Stitch and the Human Touch

By Orrin Grey • April 24th, 2025

Even imitation becomes colored by the gestalt that is ourselves, so that no two humans will ever imitate in quite the same way.

I Played It, Like, Twice...
Crop of the box art for Dungeon Scrawlers Heroes of Undermountain with cute cartoon drawings of an orc, an elf, and a tiefling wielding markers

Draw!: Reaching the End of the Line in Dungeon Scrawlers

By Orrin Grey • April 14th, 2025

Dungeon Scrawlers has much more in common with the placemat at a fast food restaurant than with a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

A screenshot from the movie Trick or Treat featuring a closeup of the demonic metal singer's face behind a microphone but staring darkly at the viewer

Rock’s Chosen Warriors Will Rule the Apocalypse: Trick or Treat (1986) on 4K

By Orrin Grey • April 3rd, 2025

Rumor has it that both Gene Simmons and Blackie Lawless of W.A.S.P. were offered the role of Sammi Curr.

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