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Author: Ben Sailer

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Inter Arma, most members long-haired and scruffy, lean against a concrete wall looking like a bunch of cool guys.

Exploring New Heaven with Inter Arma

By Ben Sailer • August 29th, 2024

Richmond-based metal five-piece Inter Arma have long charted their own path between metal sub-genres. On their sixth record New Heaven, they may have transcended simple categorization altogether, and are much more interesting as a result.

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Detail from the cover art for Better Lovers' God Made Me an Animal features two dark figures with heart eyes attached to each other by their tongues. On each of their chests is one half of a broken heart.

Better Vibes With Better Lovers

By Ben Sailer • July 30th, 2024

Ben goes to see metalcore supergroup Better Lovers and comes away with a renewed affection for his city and the power of the riff.

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Several guitar effects pedals are propped up on a stony outcropping on a mountain trail.

Kawaii, Kaiju, and Guitar Pedals: Window Shopping With Effects Bakery

By Ben Sailer • June 28th, 2024

Ben falls in love with an impossibly cute guitar pedal company that brings kawaii style and rock and roll together.

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May 2024

By Ben Sailer • May 24th, 2024

There’s no reason to believe there’s some sort of age cutoff where your place on stage has to be replaced with a seat at the bar.

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An extremely glitched closeup of the knot of a man's polka-dotted tie, an image with the air corrupted spy cam footage.

My Google Home is Cursed: A Cosmic Horror Story

By Ben Sailer • April 24th, 2024

When Ben’s smart speaker refuses to play music from specific artists, he begins to believe it’s cursed. Could his delusions of demonic possession be true?

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The band Militarie Gun poses on a city balcony on a gloomy, overcast day, looking moody and cool.

Militarie Gun Rings the Bell

By Ben Sailer • February 27th, 2024

A punk song appearing in a Taco Bell commercial forces Ben to hit the drive-thru while reconsidering the gatekeeping attitude of his youth.

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A portrait of the band Paint it Black seated beneath a wooden pergola. They're all dress in, you guessed it, black.

Age, Angst, and Paint It Black

By Ben Sailer • January 26th, 2024

On their latest album Famine, long-running hardcore punk band Paint It Black prove that righteous anger has no age limit.

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The drummer for Few Left Standing peers cheekily at the camera while playing at a 2000 house show.

On the Outside Looking Into Christian Hardcore

By Ben Sailer • November 29th, 2023

Ben wonders what happened to all the Christian hardcore bands that once dominated VFW basements and Hot Topic shelves, and lands on a conclusion that reveals his own ignorance.

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Nu-Metal Might Be Good, Actually?

By Ben Sailer • August 29th, 2023

Ben recalls a time he talked shit about a Korn cover band and is forced into several personal epiphanies.

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12 Records I’ve Made the Time to Listen to So Far in 2023

By Ben Sailer • August 3rd, 2023

Feeling that 2023 is flying by too quickly, Ben stops to reflect on the music that has provided his soundtrack for the year to date.

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