Cancer, OCD, Spider-Man & Me By Blake Hester • December 12th, 2018 Sometimes you just need a fucking break. Sometimes you don’t need to be challenged, sometimes you just need to drown out all the noise.
The Uncomfortable Thoughtlessness of Spider-Man By David Shimomura • October 2nd, 2018 Spider-Man works hard to portray Peter as a guy good, but it fails to find nuance in incarcerated populations, foreigners and the ecosystem of New York itself.
Spider-Man in Arkham New York City By David Shimomura • June 19th, 2017 In a way, it seems fitting that Spider-Man would find himself Batman-ing through his own game in 2018.
Does Whatever a Hacked Out Game Can – Spider-Man: Edge of Time Reviewed By Ian Gonzales • November 1st, 2011 Ian Gonzales’ enthusiasm dissolves like hour-old web fluid as he plays Spider-Man: Edge of Time.
Spider-Man Isn’t Gay, He’s Just Miles Morales from Brooklyn. By Peter Lang • August 4th, 2011 According to the Daily Mail, the new Spider-Man is gay. Yes, he’s from New York, but it doesn’t look like he has plans to marry there any time soon.
Ultimate Spider-Man R.I.P. 2001-2011 By Ian Gonzales • June 22nd, 2011 Ian Gonzales laments the demise of Ultimate Spider-Man. Brian Michael Bendis, Mark Bagley gave us one of the best Spidey’s around, and now he’s gone.
Spider-Man Did Turn Off Some of the Dark – Part 2 By Carmen De Luccia • May 18th, 2011 Re-write of Spider-Man Turn off the Dark, while still lukewarm, had some good moments.
Spider-Man Did Turn Off Some of the Dark – Part 1 By Carmen De Luccia • May 17th, 2011 Re-write of Spider-Man Turn off the Dark, while still lukewarm, had some good moments.
The Unwinnable Spider-Man Broadway Saga By Stu Horvath • May 17th, 2011 Unwinnable takes a look back at the horrors of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, as recounted by Carmen De Luccia, Brian “Bee Tee Dee” Daly and Ian Gonzales.
Delay: The Deadly Foe of Spider-Man By Ian Gonzales • March 9th, 2011 Julie Taymor’s Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark is delayed while Justin Moran’s parody musical, The Spidey Project, is still a go.
Oh, It’s the New Spider-Man Costume. Yay. By Ian Gonzales • January 14th, 2011 Unwinnable saw the promotional still of Andrew Garfield in the new Spider-Man costume and wonders about to Spidey’s eyes.
The Craptacular Spider-Man: Epilogue By Carmen De Luccia • December 12th, 2010 Carmen De Luccia takes a final look at Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, & the reception it received elsewhere on the net, before closing the book on it forever.
A Mild Defense of Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark By Bee Tee Dee • December 9th, 2010 Unwinnable presents a defense of the Julie Taymor musical, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, written by Bee Tee Dee.
The Craptacular Spider-Man: Turn Off The Pain Part 4 By Carmen De Luccia • December 3rd, 2010 Carmen De Luccia reviews Julie Taymor’s Disaster of a musical, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark and its anti-climactic conclusion.
The Craptacular Spider-Man: Turn Off The Pain Part 3 By Carmen De Luccia • December 2nd, 2010 Carmen De Luccia reviews Julie Taymor’s Disaster of a musical, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark and its bungling of Spidey’s villains – Carnage, Electro & Kraven.
The Craptacular Spider-Man: Turn Off the Pain Part 2 By Carmen De Luccia • December 1st, 2010 Carmen De Luccia reviews Julie Taymor’s $65 Million Disaster of a musical, Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark and its bungling of Spidey’s origin and the Green Goblin.
The Craptacular Spider-Man: Turn Off the Pain Part 1 By Carmen De Luccia • November 30th, 2010 Carmen “Felicia” De Luccia reviews Julie Taymor’s $65 Million Disaster of a musical, Spider-Man: Turn Off The Dark.
Eyeing Elsewhere Owning the Mask By Phillip Russell • February 8th, 2021 I want Black stories to feel whole, to feel uncompromising and to take risks.
Traces The Ones Who Understand By Diego Nicolás Argüello • September 8th, 2020 “It turns out that no matter how much you’ve written in your lifetime, very few people will consider your work if it’s in a foreign language.”
Letter From the Editor Unwinnable Monthly – August 2020 By Stu Horvath • August 17th, 2020 All the usual great stories, plus three new columnists!
Revving the Engine Revoider: Chipping Away By Stu Horvath • July 13th, 2020 “We want to encourage playfulness and evoke a sense of childlike wonder and curiosity…”
Musings Concerts Suck, But Landon Tewers Doesn’t By Blake Hester • November 11th, 2019 Blake sees his first concert in four years and it’s…weird.
Checkpoint SMASH By Corey Milne • August 7th, 2019 In Corey’s mind, Nintendo is only second to Disney when it comes to pure brand power. And he has the nostalgia to prove it.
No Accounting for Tastes The More the Avengers Change, the More They Stay the Same By Adam Boffa • July 4th, 2019 The Russo brothers told us Infinity War stood on its own. So what should we make of Endgame?
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is a Failure By Amanda Hudgins • April 23rd, 2019 There is no real plotting across the arc of the Marvel Cinematic Universe. There is no arc of the MCU.
Backlog Partial List of Reasons for Writing a List in Place of a Column By Gavin Craig • March 7th, 2019 People love lists. See: the entirety of the internet.
Best of 2018 The Best Movies of 2018 By Team Unwinnable • December 28th, 2018 This has been a weird year for movies.
Backlog What Matters and What Matters Last By Gavin Craig • December 4th, 2018 It’s a difficult thing to write about videogames when one doesn’t play very many videogames.
On Voice Acting and Diversity By Malindy Hetfeld • November 26th, 2018 Voice acting should be the great equalizer for diverse representation in games. It isn’t.
Stan: A Man By Ian Gonzales • November 16th, 2018 A writer, an editor, a collaborator, an ambassador, a hero, a villain and everything in between.
Who’s Afraid of the Big Brand Wolf? By Sean Donnelly • November 9th, 2018 Intertextuality is a weapon.
Last Week's Comics Last Week’s Comics 2/7/2018 By Michael Edwards • February 7th, 2018 Team Unwinnable’s Michael Edwards shares his thoughts on Frankenstein Alive, Alive! Trio and Justice League International Omnibus Vol. 1.
Last Week's Comics Last Week’s Comics 1/10/2018 By Sara Clemens, Michael Edwards and Ian Gonzales • January 10th, 2018 Team Unwinnable shares their thoughts on this week’s BSG Vs BSG # 1, Koshchei The Deathless # 1 and last week’s Paper Girls # 19.
Last Week's Comics Last Week’s Comics 12/20/2017 By Sara Clemens and Michael Edwards • December 20th, 2017 Team Unwinnable shares their thoughts on The Wicked + The Divine: Christmas Annual and the new classic, Runaways: The Complete Collection Volume 1.
Last Decade’s Quarter Bin By Ian Gonzales • August 23rd, 2017 Ian Gonzales dives into quarter bins to find buried treasures in last decade’s quarter bins. This week, he fondly remembers Spider-Boy Team Up!
Last Week’s Comics 2/1/2017 By Ian Gonzales, Michael Edwards and Sara Clemens • February 1st, 2017 Team Unwinnable reviews Saga # 42, this week’s He-Man & The Masters Of The Universe: The Newspaper Comic Strips & The Spirit: The Corpse Makers.
Last Week’s Comics 1/11/2017 By David Shimomura, Michael Edwards and Sara Clemens • January 11th, 2017 Team Unwinnable shares their thoughts on this week’s James Bond: Felix # 1, Red Sonja # 1 and last week’s The Wicked + The Divine # 25.
Last Week’s Comics 6/30/2016 By Ian Gonzales, Sara Clemens and Michael Edwards • June 29th, 2016 Team Unwinnable shares their thoughts on last week’s She Wolf and Deadpool V Gambit, Ian’s Marvel Unlimited subscription and 4 Kids Walk Into A Bank.
Last Week’s Comics 5/11/2016 By Michael Edwards, Sal Lucci and Charles Singletary • May 11th, 2016 Team Unwinnable shares their thoughts on Beasts of Burden: What the Cat Dragged In, Amazing Spider-Man # 12 and Detective Comics # 52.
