Unwinnable Monthly – November 2023

This is a reprint of the letter from the editor in Unwinnable Monthly Issue 169. You can buy Issue 169 now, or purchase a monthly subscription to make sure you never miss an issue!

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Dear Reader,

Thank you for another subscription drive! As can never be said enough, you all really make this possible and we absolutely love you for it. Unwinnable has long (now) been a bastion of culture, ever supported by its dedicated readers. You’re all the best.

Onto features! This month we’ve got Orrin Grey who has a bone to pick with the Warrens. RIP. Also this month is Clint Morrison, welcome back Clint, on fragmentology.

For this month’s Funeral Rites, brought to you by Exalted Funeral, Emily Price talks to Momatoes about her apocalyptic yet hopeful RPG, ARC.

Onto the regular drum beat! First up is Oluwatayo Adewole going back to 1979. Matt Marrone is back, featuring Wife of the Year! Emily Price on mountain goats. Weird pick for a gaming magazine but we all stan Black Phillip here. Justin Reeve starts on the paleo diet. Rob Rich Hunts Monsters, on his phone! Levi Rubeck goes on a Grails quest. Phil Russell watches that new Martin Scorsese movie, the long one! Ben Sailer gets his immoral soul redeemed by rock and roll. Phoenix Simms is the only one of us who played Baldur’s Gate 3. Noah Springer expensed a bunch of food to his other job.

See you all in a few weeks in Exploits!

Give yourself the pleasure of casting off the chains of global oppressors. Also, big congrats to our friends, readers and enemies in Ohio!

David Shimomura
Chicago, Illinois
November 13, 2023