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Tag: The Lord of the Rings

Noah's Beat Box
Gandalf approaches the hilly Shire in a rickety horse-drawn wagon.

One Dream to Rule Them All

By Noah Springer • January 16th, 2026

My eyes glaze over and again, my dreams dance on gilded waves, gliding towards Rivendell.

Totally Generic
Saruman evilly ponders his orb in this still from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings.

No One Has Actually Read Lord of the Rings

By Natasha Ochshorn • April 16th, 2025

It is really easy to lie about having read a book that many people are familiar with but many fewer accurately remember.

Feature Story

Reconsidering Rotoscoped Animation for its Second Century

By Morgan Galen King • October 28th, 2021

Rotoscoping puts the human body in the spotlight, where the focus on the body and its relationship to the fictional world around it is ever-present.

Bloomsday at Thirtytwo Feet Per Second Per Second

By Peter Lang • June 16th, 2011

Peter Lang hasn’t written about Joyce in quite a while. Needless to say, it was near impossible keeping him under 1000 words. Somehow he managed to discuss Joyce AND Tolkien. It’s official, the world is going to end.

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