Blade Runner and the Violence of Humanity By Maddi Chilton • October 27th, 2017 Replicants bleed, stumble, hyperventilate, and wince. Pris and Roy kiss like grade-schoolers even as they mourn their friends and worry about the future…They’re frightened, and they don’t want to die.
mother! is bullshit By Amanda Hudgins • September 18th, 2017 I say this because I understood Darren Aronofsky’s mother! and it was bullshit.
A Ghost Story isn’t great it’s just slow By Amanda Hudgins • August 8th, 2017 A Ghost Story is the kind of intellectual garbage a friend takes you to and insists it’s capital I Important.
War for the Planet of the Apes is a Joyless Pile of References By Amanda Hudgins • July 18th, 2017 A small blonde girl runs with a flashlight down a long tunnel, opposite a wall that reads “This Way Out of Hell” til she reaches a fork, where “Ape-Ocalypse Now” is spray painted in thick white block letters.
Casting JonBenet is a Vacuous Portrait of an American Tragedy By Amanda Hudgins • May 1st, 2017 Is Casting JonBenet experimental or just abusive to its performers and its subject matter?
Blair Witch is the Embodiment of Cinema in 2016 By Dominic Preston • September 15th, 2016 Blair Witch is a mission statement for horror to come, but it fails to write the new blueprint like its predecessor.
Kubo And The Two Strings Deserved Better By AJ Moser • August 26th, 2016 After a summer of disappointments, this colorful, thoughtful and heartwarming film stole the season, but not the box office.
