Exalted Funeral Archives - Unwinnable

Funeral Rites

Art from Print Weaver shows a stylized pen-and-ink rendering of a castle against a cloudy, moonlit sky.

Your Character Sheet is Always On Hand: Print Weaver

By Autumn Wright • July 24th, 2025

Like your traveler, your character too was determined by fate – the very print marks of your fingers.

Land of Eem

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • July 7th, 2025

What lies beneath the Mucklands? The Underlands, naturally!

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Contrasting yellow and red key art shows a man dressed in suit and tie infront of a abstract background of yellow and red.

You In? Playing Through the Chaos with The Job

By Levi Rubeck • June 11th, 2025

Thinking fast, whetting down our reflexes to the micron for peak performance is, as they say, the juice.

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An illustration of a blond woman unlocking her front door. Via a cross section of the house, we can see horrors have been wrought across her downstairs living room by a tentacled creature making its way upstairs.

No Magic, No Gods: Infinite Worlds & Infinite Horrors

By Emma Kostopolus • April 29th, 2025

“Create stories. Create art. Create music. Anything and everything you create yourself has value and the more of it exists, the better off we all are.”

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A close-up on the head of a vulture-like bird creature from The Molt, light in bright yellows and oranges as if by flame and staring out with soulless black eyes.

Notes Passed Between Me and Morgan During Algebra Class, After Discovering The Molt (If The Molt Had Been Published in 1995, When We Were in Algebra Class)

By Orrin Grey • March 28th, 2025

You think you, me, and Josh will be enough, or do we need to find somebody else? Brian, maybe?

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Blood, Barf, Bile and the Neon Revolution

By Justin Reeve • February 26th, 2025

“The first thing I hope people take away from playing Pukeapocalypse is, frankly, a good time.”

Glumdark

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • February 3rd, 2025

I think the horrible little spider guy might be up to no good.

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To: Exalted Funeral; RE: A Stiff Letter Regarding Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme

By Orrin Grey • January 29th, 2025

It has come to our attention that certain parties have made unfounded and frankly absurd claims that, during our testing of Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme, members of our organization were observed to chuckle, titter, guffaw or even laugh aloud.

The Burnt Offering

A crowd at PAX Unplugged stretches into the far distance in the exhibit hall.

That Summer Camp Feeling

By Stu Horvath • January 15th, 2025

Why can’t we all hang out every day and talk about games and draw skulls and play games?

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An adventuring party, made up of a giant, an elf, and blobby slime creature, read and map while contemplating their next move in the Land of Eem.

Dungeoneers Galore and More in the Land of Eem

By Alyssa Wejebe • January 7th, 2025

James Parks and Ben Costa had always planned to adapt the world of their graphic novels and books into their upcoming tabletop roleplaying game, straightforwardly called Land of Eem.