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Casting Deep Meteo
A screenshot from Eternal Strands shows a fighter preparing to take on a massive opponent wearing a flaming helmet.

The Savory Surprise of Eternal Strands

By Levi Rubeck • April 17th, 2025

One day it seemed to just descend, a videogame-ass videogame looking to do its thing and do it with style.

A screenshot of Yakuza 5 I think where Shun Akiyama is wearing a red suit and lighting a cigarette with money that is on fire

I Used to Love Yakuza’s Shun Akiyama, Until I Realized How Much He Hates Women

By Hiero de Lima • April 16th, 2025

One of the Yakuza’s most adored protagonists is also a constant mouthpiece for its most naked misogyny.

Totally Generic
Saruman evilly ponders his orb in this still from The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings.

No One Has Actually Read Lord of the Rings

By Natasha Ochshorn • April 16th, 2025

It is really easy to lie about having read a book that many people are familiar with but many fewer accurately remember.

Area of Effect
A stock photo of an oil barrel painted a bright red.

Ka-Boom

By Jay Castello • April 15th, 2025

I truly, genuinely, do not think I have ever been as frustrated with a videogame in my life.

Rookie of the Year
Key art from Stardew Valley shows a valley of rolling green hills beneath turquoise skies filled with white, puffy clouds.

Stardew For Two

By Matt Marrone • April 15th, 2025

All three Marrone males have their own farms. Dad’s is a thriving, end-game affair. Jacob’s is, well, bounding with potential. Peter’s is a total mess.

I Played It, Like, Twice...
Crop of the box art for Dungeon Scrawlers Heroes of Undermountain with cute cartoon drawings of an orc, an elf, and a tiefling wielding markers

Draw!: Reaching the End of the Line in Dungeon Scrawlers

By Orrin Grey • April 14th, 2025

Dungeon Scrawlers has much more in common with the placemat at a fast food restaurant than with a game of Dungeons & Dragons.

What We’re Working On

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • April 14th, 2025

Plan? We don’t need a plan!

Interlinked
The Brutal Legend game box art reworked as a vinyl record sleeve rests on a wooden counter. Two hands point at a sticker on its face which reads "PRESS START."

Nostalgia²

By Phoenix Simms • April 11th, 2025

There’s a curious folding of time and space, or at least our personal perception of time and space when it comes to ludic memory.

The Book of Souls, Side B

By Ed Coleman and Stu Horvath • April 11th, 2025

Almost at the end, folks…

Don't Stop Believing
A massive warbird takes on two hunched biped creatures in this screenshot from Legendary.

Legendary Shows What a Biblical Epic Actually Is

By Elijah Beahm • April 10th, 2025

I desperately need you to know: Your popular sci-fi IP isn’t a Biblical Epic.

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