Dolittle Makes You Think About Rectal Surgery By Amanda Hudgins • February 24th, 2020 The most interesting thing about Dolittle is probably that I spent a half hour trying to find the right words to describe emptying a dragons colon of armor before settling on “transanal extraction.”
The Smell of the Rooms Terrifies Me – and Lures Me On: The House by the Cemetery on Blu-ray By Orrin Grey • February 24th, 2020 If you don’t like horror movies, House by the Cemetery isn’t the flick that’s going to change your mind.
The Isle of Dread By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • February 24th, 2020 We set sail into danger. Our course: The Isle of Dread.
Gingy's Corner Occult Crime Police By Gingy Gibson • February 21st, 2020 The truth is out there, and sometimes it’s absolutely insane. Good thing this perpetually exasperated detective is on the case.
Feature Excerpt Picking Fruit in Hyrule: Playing Breath of the Wild Like It’s Animal Crossing By Alyssa Wejebe • February 21st, 2020 If you’re sick of emptying your pockets to Tom Nook and microtransactions, another Nintendo mainstay may be exactly what you’re looking for.
Feature Excerpt Heavy Metal Hits the Tabletop By Tom G. Wolf • February 21st, 2020 For both metal and tabletop gaming, the allure of the forbidden draws in similar crowds.
I Believe that My Scoring Potential Has Been Maximized By Levi Rubeck • February 20th, 2020 The game is called No Return because the one thing you must always remember is that there is no returning any pieces to the bag.
Unwinnable Monthly, February 2020 By Stu Horvath • February 17th, 2020 The February issue of Unwinnable Monthly is here to infect your brain!
The Emancipation of Harley Quinn from Suicide Squad By Amanda Hudgins • February 17th, 2020 Birds of Prey is the equivalent of an exorcism of Suicide Squad, the bloated carcass of FYE excess that DC had pulled into a back alley to die.
Fantasy Wargaming By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • February 17th, 2020 We crack the cover of Fantasy Wargaming (1981) and check out the stats for the big cheese, God Himself!
