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A screenshot from the trailer for Spawn where Spawn is standing looking angry with his mask off and skin all melted and everything looks blue and foggy in that 90s way

See You in Hell: Watching Spawn (1997) in Ultra HD for Some Reason

By Orrin Grey • October 3rd, 2025

In ’97, the capes-and-tights movie formula had arguably yet to be cracked.

Toys, Toys, Toys

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • August 25th, 2025

More plastic for the sculpture gallery.

I Played It, Like, Twice...
Key art for Stuffed Fables featuring a teddy bear with a pin for a sword and a few battle scars, a rag doll with a pencil for a spear, some monstrous toys in the background and a few examples of the minis for these various characters

Sleep Tight: Beating the Stuffing Out of Stuffed Fables

By Orrin Grey • August 15th, 2025

Taking the accoutrements of real life and shrinking them down or blowing them up for toy-sized adventures.

Super7 D&D Toys

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • March 10th, 2025

Still playing with toys after all these years.

Zarak, Strongheart and Elkhorn Ultimates

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • January 27th, 2025

So an assassin, a dwarf and a goodie-two-shoes walk into a bar…

Rookie of the Year
Three baked good-themed stuffed animals from the Cookeez Makery smile empty-eyed into the distance.

Easy-Bake Coven

By Matt Marrone • December 5th, 2024

These stuffed-pancakes and stuffed-cakes are soft, pillowy demons designed to replace – with an ostensibly innocuous twinkle – not only all baked goods . . . but all of us.

The Burnt Offering
A giant beast from Dungeons & Dragons resembling a T-Rex, but with large spines on its back and somehow, even more teeth.

A Little Lecture on the Biggest Beasts of Tabletop Roleplaying Games

By Stu Horvath • July 11th, 2024

Tabletop roleplaying games crossed paths with kaiju in utero.

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