The Burnt Offering Unpopular Opinions By Stu Horvath • June 23rd, 2017 All my unpopular opinions, gathered in one convenient place.
The Mummy is a Garbage Movie By Amanda Hudgins • June 19th, 2017 The thirstiest of women doesn’t come out of a 5000 year dry spell and jump the actual first man she sees.
Neon Maniacs is the Dreamiest of Slashers By Amanda Hudgins • June 5th, 2017 Despite all of this it’s criminally underdeveloped and frankly, a must see. So few 80’s slashers manage to be any good, and this one somehow stumbles into genius simply by being unfinished.
Documentary Sunday At All Costs By Megan Condis • May 26th, 2017 In amateur youth sports, there’s more at stake than how you play the game.
Alien: Covenant : Keep it Mysterious, Stupid By David Shimomura • May 22nd, 2017 Part of the terror that powers the xenomorphs is their mystery. When we first find the eggs, we don’t know what they are. Then we meet the face huggers and they’re mysterious too
Alien: Covenant is an Uneven, if Good, Haunted House By Amanda Hudgins • May 22nd, 2017 Designed for an audience literate in the world of Alien, there’s few moments in Covenant where you are left unaware of the impending doom of the crew. Every new reveal is just a reminder that what you’re watching is an Alien movie.
