Fascination On Short Night of Glass Dolls By Astrid Budgor • July 28th, 2017 “All our youth must eventually be sacrificed.”
Fascination On The Black Belly of the Tarantula By Astrid Budgor • July 24th, 2017 “There was a nude woman … someone had killed her.”
War for the Planet of the Apes is a Joyless Pile of References By Amanda Hudgins • July 18th, 2017 A small blonde girl runs with a flashlight down a long tunnel, opposite a wall that reads “This Way Out of Hell” til she reaches a fork, where “Ape-Ocalypse Now” is spray painted in thick white block letters.
The Architecture of a Generic Star Wars Planet By David Shimomura • July 17th, 2017 What makes a Star Wars building feel like a Star Wars building?
Fascination On The Fifth Cord By Astrid Budgor • July 14th, 2017 “Ever since you’ve been playing detective you just can’t get anything right!”
Fascination On The Bird With the Crystal Plumage By Astrid Budgor • July 10th, 2017 Unwinnable has an ongoing column about giallo? Unwinnable has an ongoing column about giallo!
The Book of Henry is Not So Bad It’s Good By Amanda Hudgins • June 26th, 2017 The Book of Henry is a baffling movie. It’s bizarrely bad, but there’s been some issues with coverage where people are implying that it has transcended to being a good-bad movie.
The Burnt Offering Unpopular Opinions By Stu Horvath • June 23rd, 2017 All my unpopular opinions, gathered in one convenient place.
The Mummy is a Garbage Movie By Amanda Hudgins • June 19th, 2017 The thirstiest of women doesn’t come out of a 5000 year dry spell and jump the actual first man she sees.
