The Dark Tower and the Razor’s Edge of Mediocrity By David Shimomura • August 14th, 2017 The Dark Tower does something few other films are able to accomplish, it’s a perfectly “alright” film. It sits comfortably on the razor’s edge of mediocrity,
A Ghost Story isn’t great it’s just slow By Amanda Hudgins • August 8th, 2017 A Ghost Story is the kind of intellectual garbage a friend takes you to and insists it’s capital I Important.
Documentary Sunday Weiner By Megan Condis • August 2nd, 2017 “Like Huma, the film encourages us to step back and look at politicians like these with ‘a mixture of contempt and sadness.'”
The Burnt Offering The Perils of Realness By Stu Horvath • July 28th, 2017 Forget all that other trash. This is the real deal.
Fascination On Short Night of Glass Dolls By Astrid Budgor • July 28th, 2017 “All our youth must eventually be sacrificed.”
Fascination On The Black Belly of the Tarantula By Astrid Budgor • July 24th, 2017 “There was a nude woman … someone had killed her.”
War for the Planet of the Apes is a Joyless Pile of References By Amanda Hudgins • July 18th, 2017 A small blonde girl runs with a flashlight down a long tunnel, opposite a wall that reads “This Way Out of Hell” til she reaches a fork, where “Ape-Ocalypse Now” is spray painted in thick white block letters.
The Architecture of a Generic Star Wars Planet By David Shimomura • July 17th, 2017 What makes a Star Wars building feel like a Star Wars building?
Fascination On The Fifth Cord By Astrid Budgor • July 14th, 2017 “Ever since you’ve been playing detective you just can’t get anything right!”
Fascination On The Bird With the Crystal Plumage By Astrid Budgor • July 10th, 2017 Unwinnable has an ongoing column about giallo? Unwinnable has an ongoing column about giallo!
