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Noah's Beat Box
A close-up on the adorable face of the red panda from Pixar's Turning Red, looking at herself in a mirror.

Turning Time

By Noah Springer • October 15th, 2025

Maybe it was those Santa Ana winds driving me insane, or maybe it was the hefty dose of edibles I just scarfed down, but I swore I was back in St. Louis just seconds ago.

Rookie of the Year
A still from The Woman in the Yard shows a woman draped in black mourning clothes sitting on a chair in a barren yard.

The Ballad of Matt’s Island

By Matt Marrone • October 9th, 2025

I’m weaving elements of comedy and horror together as I pass along. 

A screenshot from the trailer for Spawn where Spawn is standing looking angry with his mask off and skin all melted and everything looks blue and foggy in that 90s way

See You in Hell: Watching Spawn (1997) in Ultra HD for Some Reason

By Orrin Grey • October 3rd, 2025

In ’97, the capes-and-tights movie formula had arguably yet to be cracked.

Exploits Feature

El Vampiro

By John Goodrich • October 1st, 2025

Have you ever watched the 1931 Bela Lugosi Dracula and thought I wish there were more Gothic twists?

Don't Stop Believing
Official art for the film Legion shows a shirtless archangel Michael gazing upwards into a beam of light, wings outstretched.

Legion Reinvents… Jesus?

By Elijah Beahm • September 10th, 2025

Rudi Berden’s Legion both is and isn’t a story of the apocalypse, and weaves a ton of different Biblical stories and apocrypha together.

A screenshot from the trailer for We're All Going to the World's Fair where a young person with dark hair in a yellow-lit bathroom is filming themselves putting white liquid on their face

The Danger of Playing Other People’s Games

By Claribel F. Millgress • September 4th, 2025

When we play with other people, it’s not enough that we follow the rules.

Feature Excerpt
A still from GODZILLA X KONG shows a roaring Godzilla with spikes of pink atomic energy erupting from his head and back.

A Godzilla for All Seasons

By Orrin Grey • August 28th, 2025

Pretty much everyone has a favorite Godzilla movie, they’re more than happy to tell you which one it is, and it could be absolutely any one of them.

Noah's Beat Box
A still from The Double Life of Veronique shows a stylish young woman crossing a street, face turned to the side to watch for oncoming traffic.

Cahiers du Los Angeles

By Noah Springer • August 15th, 2025

Noah explores a bright and guilty place.

A still from The Beaches of Agnes, a film by Agnes Varda, with a comic drawing of the director sitting on a very tall director chair in a red jumper staring at the water and a seagull

Does Taste Matter?

By Farouk Kannout • July 17th, 2025

Living human beings, unlike works of art, don’t have easily definable endings to encapsulate what they represent.

Totally Generic
A still from Mountainhead shows the four main characters arm-in-arm in day-glo orange ski coats on the side of a snowy mountain.

Mountainhead

By Natasha Ochshorn • July 8th, 2025

The bros up at Mountainhead are going to leave their bodies behind.

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