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Noah's Beat Box
A close-up photo of three insulin syringes.

Fear and Loathing in Whitechapel

By Noah Springer • December 11th, 2024

I was somewhere deep in Whitechapel, south of Shoreditch, sitting in the ER for the fourth hour in a row, when the drugs began to take hold.

Rookie of the Year
Three baked good-themed stuffed animals from the Cookeez Makery smile empty-eyed into the distance.

Easy-Bake Coven

By Matt Marrone • December 5th, 2024

These stuffed-pancakes and stuffed-cakes are soft, pillowy demons designed to replace – with an ostensibly innocuous twinkle – not only all baked goods . . . but all of us.

A screenshot from Red Dead Redemption 2 with a dreamy forest scene except it's dark and streaked with moonlight and the dark is in the center looking dark but majestic

Shadows of Worlds Unto Themselves

By Jonathan Fenn • December 3rd, 2024

A big limitation of videogame ecosystems is their strong focus on predation and conflict.

A screenshot from the Trailer of Babette's Feast with the face of Babette looking into the camera wearing a wry smile of someone who knows she's going to surprise a room of people with a wonderful meal

The Secret Ingredient is Love

By Jimmy Hollenbeck • November 25th, 2024

It isn’t just about filling her body and soul, it’s a declaration of love. How could she say no to that?

Noah's Beat Box
A picturesque red-brick house on a suburban street, lawn neatly kept.

A Nightmare on Valleyfield Drive

By Noah Springer • November 19th, 2024

We bought our “dream” home. A three-bed, one-bath mid-century ramble in the St. Louis suburb, Glennmeadow. But then everything changed.

Casting Deep Meteo
A photograph of some autumnal woods shrouded in a grey mist.

Here are the Woods

By Levi Rubeck • November 15th, 2024

It’s the liminal woods between cities and suburbs, suburbs and exurbs, farmhouses and fields that yield the highest chance of finding porn.

Rookie of the Year
A bird's eye view of a suburban neighborhood.

Suburbia’s End

By Matt Marrone • November 12th, 2024

We were in our own dimensional rift and saw it all at once – the flashing and clashing lightsabers, the pillars, the darkness, the red eyes, each other.

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