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Finding Meaning in Animal Crossing’s Weird-Ass World

By Ben Sailer • May 7th, 2020

Animal Crossing: New Horizons has dominated social media since its release. This explainer might help you understand the appeal, or it might not explain anything at all.

Musings

Persona 5 and the Eternal Classroom

By Blake Hester • May 6th, 2020

Persona 5 is a glorious reminder that even if high school sucked, being a kid kinda ruled.

Feature Excerpt

Sticks and Stones Might Break My Bones But Words Will Never Hurt Me

By Autumn Wright • May 4th, 2020

Marvel’s New Warriors series is an attempt to land the most expensive “how ya doing fellow kids” meme in the history of late capitalism.

Feature Excerpt

In the Suburbs I: Stardew Valley and Arcade Fire

By Alyssa Hatmaker • May 4th, 2020

No matter what artists might be trying to convey in their music, we inevitably tailor their message to fit ourselves.

Exploits Feature

Godzilla is the Perfect Disaster Film for the COVID-19 Crisis

By Bryn Gelbart • May 1st, 2020

“If we announce this too rashly the public will panic,” he says, “Our political life, economy and foreign relations will be plunged into chaos.”

This Mortal Coyle

Rowan from Seers Isle

By Deirdre Coyle • April 14th, 2020

This spectral figure makes an impression as a great storyteller long before she’s ever introduced.

The Fail Cycle

A Gamer’s Guide to Weightlifting

By Declan Taggart • April 14th, 2020

Weightlifting has the kind of level-up progression perfectly suited for someone with a compulsive dependence on videogames.

Collision Detection

On GameStop and Contempt for Nostalgia

By Ben Sailer • April 13th, 2020

Ben thinks way too hard about his strained relationship with a struggling videogame retailer and learns about Swiss mercenaries along the way.

Self-Insert

RPF

By Amanda Hudgins • April 13th, 2020

Bring Real Person Fanfiction onto The Graham Norton Show, cowards.

Rookie of the Year

Bite Club Episode 1: Mangia Ninja!

By Matt Marrone • April 12th, 2020

Matt begins a pilgrimage to the most bizarre restaurants the world has to offer.

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