Ode to Soylent By Teddy Dief • December 7th, 2016 Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent Soylent . . .
A Love Letter to the Wooden Cube By Sam Desatoff • November 28th, 2016 “Before opening the box, before reading any rules, a cube is just a cube. But it’s also potential. A chance for great things to happen.”
Flavor Text Is The Spice of Videogames By Khee Hoon Chan • November 18th, 2016 Example: the series of adult novels found in the Elder Scrolls games; who could forget the adventures of the titular “The Lusty Argonian Maid”?
How to Watch The Big Short and Stay Smarter Than the Average Chimp By Declan Taggart • March 4th, 2016 Why does the boiling rage of the collective simmer down to a flavorless consomme of apathy, resentment and mistrust?
Laser Kittens: X-Men Meets Internet Cat Videos Meets Table Top By Megan Condis • February 29th, 2016 It’s leap day! Let’s make use of this elusive day by peering into the minds of our kitten overlords.
You’re the Worst: The Show that’s Nearly as Good as its Theme Tune By Declan Taggart • November 18th, 2015 Slothrust are like some old creepy person with a knife, but the knife’s for the cake you didn’t see before and it tastes really good. You’re the Worst doesn’t have any cake but I don’t see a knife anywhere either.
Grandpa Pip’s Birthday or Why Fred’s on Fire Today By Declan Taggart • October 27th, 2015 Grandpa Pip’s Birthday belongs to that age-old tradition of art that emphasizes just how terrible life is by gorging on cuteness and whimsy.
What We Do in the Shadows is Unexpectedly Sweet By Tim Mulkerin • October 26th, 2015 “The film shows us how this group of undead functions day-to-day, which oddly is not unlike my experience in a college dorm room.”
The Vid-Game Law By Corey Milne • November 10th, 2014 Corey Milne reveals what happens when videogames come to Judge Dredd’s Mega-City One.
Dear Space Marine – Chlamydians By Aurelius Ventro • October 27th, 2014 Unwinnable’s resident Space Marine, Aurelius Ventro, delivers much needed advice on sexual transmitted diseases.
