Totally Generic Programming Romance By Natasha Ochshorn • May 8th, 2025 AI will get to know you, or at least predict your shopping habits, but you cannot get to know it back.
Don't Stop Believing Space Jam 2 Wants You to Dethrone the Idol Worship of Algorithms By Elijah Beahm • May 7th, 2025 At every single step, the story is basically how the ways Warner Bros. has embraced AI has tainted every facet of its intellectual property.
Here Be Monsters The Banality of AI Hell, or: We Were Worried About the Wrong Thing By Emma Kostopolus • May 6th, 2025 I know you’re watching me type this, Copilot.
Past Presence Stop Telling Me What I Want By Dr. Emily Price • May 2nd, 2025 I never used to think of myself as a stubborn person.
Noise Complaint I Have Seen the Future of Music, and It’s Bolted to the Ground at Chuck E. Cheese By Ben Sailer • April 30th, 2025 Please don’t make me explain what I was doing at Chuck E. Cheese.
Funeral Rites No Magic, No Gods: Infinite Worlds & Infinite Horrors By Emma Kostopolus • April 29th, 2025 “Create stories. Create art. Create music. Anything and everything you create yourself has value and the more of it exists, the better off we all are.”
Feature Excerpt AI in Fanfiction By Amanda Hudgins • April 28th, 2025 I have never willingly read an AI “fanwork” because I do not read things that no one has written.
Feature Story Ethical AI By David Shimomura • April 25th, 2025 There is not an ethical use for a product built on theft.
Feature Story It’s Little, and Broken, but Still Good: Lilo & Stitch and the Human Touch By Orrin Grey • April 24th, 2025 Even imitation becomes colored by the gestalt that is ourselves, so that no two humans will ever imitate in quite the same way.
Letter from the Editor Unwinnable Monthly – April 2025 By David Shimomura • April 21st, 2025 The AI issue.
