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Noah's Beat Box
A pair of fake chompers you'd find in an orthodontist's office, both sporting braces bound with colorful rubber bands.

Peak Orthodontist Music

By Noah Springer • July 10th, 2025

If you were being tortured by some dentist around the end of history, check out the Orthodontist Music playlist.

Casting Deep Meteo
A screenshot from Shrine's Legacy shows the entrance to a stone structure guarded by four large gargoyles.

You Know PAX: PAX East 2025

By Levi Rubeck • July 9th, 2025

Still a helluva weekend, but it’s impossible to ignore the widening margins of the expo floor and the lack of big publisher presence.

Totally Generic
A still from Mountainhead shows the four main characters arm-in-arm in day-glo orange ski coats on the side of a snowy mountain.

Mountainhead

By Natasha Ochshorn • July 8th, 2025

The bros up at Mountainhead are going to leave their bodies behind.

Area of Effect
Key art from Citizen Sleeper 2 shows and android figure floating alongside a black cat in a yellow void.

Leaving, Staying

By Jay Castello • July 4th, 2025

Leaving the Eye is almost impossible. You’re just going to have to make the most of it.

Don't Stop Believing
A screenshot from Dante's Inferno shows a bird's eye view of the inside of a church, portions of which are on fire. At one end, a lone figure stands in a pure white shaft of light, holding a massive blade.

Dante’s Inferno Was Visceral to a Fault

By Elijah Beahm • July 3rd, 2025

Is it possible to be a devil’s advocate when you’re condemning a game on Hell?

Here Be Monsters
DOOM Eternal's Marauder stands staring down steely-eyed at the viewer, horns curved up towards the stormy sky.

The Thinking Man’s Doom: Why The Marauder Rules, Actually

By Emma Kostopolus • July 2nd, 2025

Dark Ages is a sadly watered-down version of the thing I loved most about the controversial Marauder: how much it made me think about how to play.

Mind Palaces
A photograph of turquoise seas under a perfect blue sky, a white-sand beach stretching across the frame.

The Indefinable Allure of a Summer Reading Program

By Maddi Chilton • June 27th, 2025

If a summer reading program hadn’t presented itself to me, I would have gone looking for it anyway, because I am a sucker for this shit.

Past Presence
A screenshot from Cast n Chill shows a pixelated fishing boat with several lines cast into the calm blue sea below it.

Indie Roundup: Winter/Spring 2025

By Dr. Emily Price • June 26th, 2025

You might find something to play while we’re all waiting for Fields of Mistria 1.0 to come out.

Feature Excerpt
Snake Plissken stands in an apartment stairwell, pointing a scoped handgun at something just offscreen.

Heard You Were Dead

By David Shimomura • June 25th, 2025

Power pushes down on those beneath it. There’s still a war to be won.

Feature Excerpt
Venom Snake gazes broodingly in profile in key art from Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain

I’m Afraid It’s Been… 10 Years: A Phantom Pain Retrospective

By Ryan Wagahoff • June 24th, 2025

It’s difficult to believe from a starfucker like Hideo Kojima, but he really wants his players to be center stage.

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