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A screencap from Skyrim shows Serana and the player character having a nighttime walk along a snowy path.

Skyrim and Existential Angst Redux

By Deirdre Coyle • March 29th, 2023

Why can’t I marry Serana? I would like to take this up with Todd Howard personally.

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Get Her What She Really Wants for Valentine’s Day and Avoid the Wrath of the Ancient Ones

By Deirdre Coyle • February 13th, 2023

A holiday gift guide that just might save your skin.

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On Organizing My Skyrim Library and Living in a Human Body

By Deirdre Coyle • December 2nd, 2022

Organizing books makes me not care that I’m a decaying meat-coated skeleton living by the light of a dying star. I love skeletons! I love stars! Who cares, just let me read!

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The protagonist Bailey Ward from the videogame Switchcraft. She is a young woman with long auburn hair shaved on one side and an olive skin tone. She is casually dressed and smiling in what looks like the interior of a cafe.

Ruby Blue from Switchcraft

By Deirdre Coyle • September 30th, 2022

Ms. Blue’s aesthetics speak volumes: she wears librarian clichés – cardigans and tortoiseshell glasses – with bodycon animal prints, statement jewelry and long, blue nails.

A black and white engraving of a large ship on stormy seas.

The Mary Celeste

By Deirdre Coyle • May 10th, 2022

I watched the 1935 thriller The Mystery of the Mary Celeste (released in the U.S. as Phantom Ship). I took notes while watching, which include helpful annotations like “what is even happening” and “yikes this is racist.”

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Along an autumn path, a figure in a fur-collared cape and horned helmet leans over to retrieve a small log.

The Witch from Wytchwood

By Deirdre Coyle • February 28th, 2022

The main question I have while considering Wytchwood is, why isn’t this my life? Should I acquire a goat companion? Would the goat get along with my cat?

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Maureen Corley from Full Throttle

By Deirdre Coyle • January 28th, 2022

Were Ben Throttle and Maureen Corley secretly boning after all?

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A burning, post-apocalyptic landscape.

The Ultimate Apocalypse Team

By Deirdre Coyle • November 4th, 2021

Hunters/Gatherers/MacGyver-ers Assemble!

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Two young woman stand ready to either dance or fight in a town square at dusk.

Ginger from My Time at Portia

By Deirdre Coyle • September 27th, 2021

Romance and courtship in the post-dystopia.

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Three Neopets in a field with a rainbow.

Model_Interference the Aisha from Neopets

By Deirdre Coyle • May 6th, 2021

Deirdre goes to a magical land of friends and Flash.

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