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A still Gerald's Game shows a woman crying on the floor of a bedroom. The bedclothes are bloodied and she is handcuffed to the body of her dead husband.

Your Post-Halloween Horror Movie Questions Answered!

By Matt Marrone • December 9th, 2022

Streaming random horror movies, especially without checking Rotten Tomatoes before you start them, can lead to a lot of unanswered questions concerning plot holes or peculiar character motivations.

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An image of Charizard, the orange fire-tailed dragon from Pokémon, with his wings outstretched.

Introducing “Pocket Monsters”

By Matt Marrone • November 4th, 2022

Pokémon is a portmanteau. It means pocket monsters.

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In a still from the television show Madam Secretary, the title character sits at a desk in a Washington D.C. office, wearing a slightly exasperated smile.

Living the American Stream

By Matt Marrone • October 6th, 2022

America is beautiful – at least at night, without checking social media, as it streams on Netflix.

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Detail from Shearwater's "The Great Awakening" album cover, featuring a black and white rendering of several animals circling a giant egg.

I’m a Record Producer Now

By Matt Marrone • September 9th, 2022

Until now, Matt’s musical credits have amounted to little more than a one-night-only metal taco performance at Mercury Lounge.

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A first-person perspective of gameplay of Wolfenstein 3D. Two pixelated Nazi soldiers lie bleeding on the floor while two others and an officer attack the protagonist.

Wolfenstein 3X

By Matt Marrone • August 4th, 2022

It’s amazing Matt grew up as well-adjusted as he did.

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In a still from the television show You, a young man stands close behind a blonde woman reading a book, staring at her intently.

You & Me

By Matt Marrone • June 3rd, 2022

Matt gets a little too close to You.

A grainy sepia photograph of the windows on a New Jersey apartment building.

Meet the Met!

By Matt Marrone • April 29th, 2022

While no one would mistake the Metropolitan Museum of Art for a restaurant or trading post, its moniker lacks a certain. . . flair.

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