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Rookie of the Year

Rookie of the Year
A screenshot from MLB: The Show 25 showing Matt Marrone's player avatar sitting on the couch, staring at his phone. Art imitates life.

Road to Oblivion

By Matt Marrone • August 8th, 2025

There is nothing for Matt Mambo away from the field.

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A Yankees player squares up for a hit at home plate.

A Rocky Road To The Show

By Matt Marrone • June 5th, 2025

Sure, Matt Mambo is fictional. And yes, for whatever reason, the real Yankees manager had been replaced by someone who frankly lacks the gravitas to assess my performance.

Rookie of the Year
Key art from Stardew Valley shows a valley of rolling green hills beneath turquoise skies filled with white, puffy clouds.

Stardew For Two

By Matt Marrone • April 15th, 2025

All three Marrone males have their own farms. Dad’s is a thriving, end-game affair. Jacob’s is, well, bounding with potential. Peter’s is a total mess.

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A top-down photo of the Rockefeller Center Christmas tree after it was taken down in January 2025. Photo by Erin Stevenson O'Connor.

The Darkening

By Matt Marrone • March 7th, 2025

Or, the night the lights of the Rockefeller Center Christmas Tree are turned off for good.

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A top-down view of the setup for the Worldwide Video Arcade Championships at the Sheraton Centre Toronto.

Unwinnable’s Coverage of the Worldwide Video Arcade Championships is VERY Late (Sorry!)

By Matt Marrone • February 7th, 2025

“This movie is cool because it’s in the ’80s.”

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Artwork from Loma's "How Will I Live Without a Body" shows a drawing of a human head blooming from the end of a long, leafy vine.

This is How it Starts to Move Again

By Matt Marrone • January 16th, 2025

How Will I Live Without a Body? is not a record you can fully grasp in one sitting, whether you’re nine years old or 46.

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Three baked good-themed stuffed animals from the Cookeez Makery smile empty-eyed into the distance.

Easy-Bake Coven

By Matt Marrone • December 5th, 2024

These stuffed-pancakes and stuffed-cakes are soft, pillowy demons designed to replace – with an ostensibly innocuous twinkle – not only all baked goods . . . but all of us.

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