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Rookie of the Year

Rookie of the Year: The Soundtrack to the Best Film in the World

By Matt Marrone • May 28th, 2012

More than a quarter century later, the Rookie of the Year reviews the original soundtrack to The Golden Child – the greatest movie ever made.

Rookie of the Year: Raiders of the Lost Wii

By Matt Marrone • May 14th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year dusted off his Wii to play Skyward Sword – and is now furiously fleeing from a giant, rolling boulder.

Rookie of the Year: Friendship Isn’t Necessarily Magic

By Matt Marrone • April 30th, 2012

In an open letter to Unwinnable’s Gia Grillo, the Rookie of the Year explains why he will never watch My Little Pony ever again.

Rookie of the Year: I Posterized Geek Flea 3

By Matt Marrone • April 9th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year posterizes Unwinnable’s Geek Flea 3, gets hugged by Hambone and Stu’s mom, buys stuff – and nearly comes to blows with Ken Lucas.

Rookie of the Year: The (New) iPad (3)

By Matt Marrone • March 26th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year got a new iPad. Should you get one, too? And if you do, what apps do you need?

Rookie of the Year: Draw Something … Or Else

By Matt Marrone • March 12th, 2012

In an exclusive interview with the developer, the Rookie of the Year uncovers the dark side of OMGPOP’s Draw Something.

Rookie of the Year: Lame In-App Purchases May Be Proof of Impending American Apocalypse

By Matt Marrone • February 27th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year refuses to make in-app purchases for Temple Run on iPad, iPhone, iOS or anywhere – until they stop sucking.

Rookie of the Year: Temple of Zoom

By Matt Marrone • February 13th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year plays Temple Run for iOS – the scourge of all New York City schoolteachers.

Rookie of the Year: Your Guide To Skyrim’s Civil War

By Matt Marrone • January 30th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year answers Skyrim‘s toughest dilemma: Are you Team Stormcloak or Team Imperial?

Rookie of the Year: Skyrim, The Most Terrifying Game Ever

By Matt Marrone • January 16th, 2012

The Rookie of the Year is scared to death of Skyrim. But you’d never guess why.

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