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Rookie of the Year: Incomplete and Unabashedly Undiscerning Found Footage Horror Movie Guide

By Matt Marrone • January 13th, 2014

The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway.

My 2013 Soundtrack

By Matt Marrone • December 30th, 2013

Rookie of the Year names Mogwai’s Les Revenants soundtrack his 2013 Album of the Year.

Everyone Deserves That Much

By Stu Horvath • December 25th, 2013

Christmas is the most miserable time of year. Christmas is the most wonderful time of year.

Rookie of the Year: 365 Days Of Summer

By Matt Marrone • December 16th, 2013

The Rookie of the Year desperately tries to head off his seasonal-affective disorder.

Rookie of the Year: One Last Piece of Fried Chicken? Automatic!

By Matt Marrone • December 2nd, 2013

The Rookie of the Year visits Athens, Georgia, birthplace of R.E.M., to say goodbye to Weaver D’s.

Rookie of the Year: Five Ideas For Temple Run, The Movie

By Matt Marrone • November 18th, 2013

The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway.

Practical Misanthropy

By Stu Horvath • November 7th, 2013

There it was, shattered as if by a falling tree branch, except there were no trees nearby to do the shattering. Someone had pulled into my driveway to turn around and hit the corner post of my fence. They hit it so hard that they dislodged the concrete mooring and the force shattered the top crossbar, splaying the pickets out like pick-up sticks. Then they drove off. It was the middle of the afternoon.

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