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Rookie of the Year
Comedian Conan O'Brien onstage at the 2024 Newport Folk Festival.

The Newport Folk Festival Has a New Friend

By Matt Marrone • October 8th, 2024

Conan O’Brien isn’t Pete Seeger or Joni Mitchell, but he did the Newport Folk Festival proud.

Eat the Reich

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • October 7th, 2024

Name something better than tearing a nazi in half with your bare hands. You can’t!

Interlinked
A collection of PS3 games displayed spine-out on a shelf.

Out of Reach, Out of Mind

By Phoenix Simms • October 4th, 2024

When you strictly define games as a commercial product you devalue the prominent place games and their rhetoric now have in our current zeitgeist.

Mind Palaces
A top-down view of a bowl of uncooked orzo pasta resting on a marble counter.

Consider the Orzo

By Maddi Chilton • October 3rd, 2024

I am the least hungry when I’m stressed, or sad, or sick, when something has gone wrong elsewhere in my life and my stomach suffers for it.

Exploits Feature

Horror and Human Frailty

By Michael Caruso • October 1st, 2024

Accept the reality of your mortality, for better or for worse.

Weird Heroes of Public Access

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • September 30th, 2024

Flip the switch to the UHF dial!

Funeral Rites
Three characters stand in three separate panels each surrounded by various weapons.

Getting Lost in the Melodious World of the Ballads of Oræd

By Orrin Grey • September 27th, 2024

On the table next to the candle is a book that you don’t remember seeing before. The book itself feels at once familiar and strange, as though you have read it before, perhaps in a dream. The title is Ballads of Oræd.

Feature Excerpt

Was Colonial Marines Really Nuked From The Start?

By Elijah Beahm • September 26th, 2024

“We loved our isolation. Thrived in it. It allowed us to get lost in our work with zero dependencies.”

Feature Excerpt
A screenshot from Final Fantasy VIII shows a woman in a fur-collared bomber jacket holding a large six-shooter pistol and looking pissed.

Baroque Pathology: Monkeys Shampooing While I Slowly Die and Play Final Fantasy VIII

By Luis Aguasvivas • September 25th, 2024

In a desperate attempt to conjure halcyon days I played Final Fantasy VIII. I played the game during a horrible time in my life.

MasterBook

By Stu Horvath and John McGuire • September 23rd, 2024

That gum you didn’t like is coming back but you’re still not going to like it.

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