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Rookie of the Year: HD? Try 2D6

By Matt Marrone • October 10th, 2011

The Rookie of the Year plays Dungeons & Dragons for the first time in 25 years and decides it says something about the American Dream. But what?

Rookie of the Year: The Biggest Loser (Part II: Presidential Fitness)

By Matt Marrone • September 26th, 2011

The Rookie of the Year uses Lose It! for iOS and Fable II for Xbox to solve childhood obesity (or at least his own).

Rookie of the Year: Wii Envy

By Matt Marrone • September 11th, 2011

The Rookie of the Year has stopped playing with his Wii. Here’s why.

Bastion

Rookie of the Year: The Voice of God

By Matt Marrone • August 29th, 2011

Matt Marrone is enjoying Xbox Live’s Summer of Arcade title Bastion – leftover Microsoft Points, disappointing voiceover and all.

Rookie of the Year: Road To Rule

By Matt Marrone • August 15th, 2011

Rookie of the Year plays Fable III – and smokes Unwinnable senior editor Charles Moran. What’s more satisfying than leveling up in Fable III? Leaving Chuck Moran in your dust.

Rookie of the Year: Use Your Allusion

By Matt Marrone • August 1st, 2011

The Ayn Rand-inspired BioShock has Matt Marrone flashing back to his days as a lit major; he suggests other classic literature be turned into videogames.

Rookie of the Year - Fable 2

Rookie of the Year: The Biggest Loser

By Matt Marrone • July 19th, 2011

Matt Marrone wants to change his life (and get healthier). He turns to the iOS app Lose It! and Fable 2 for inspiration.

Rookie of the Year: This Was A Triumph

By Matt Marrone • July 5th, 2011

The Unwinnable Rookie of the Year, Matt Marrone, doesn’t care that the cake is a lie. He is an unabashed Portal fanboy now thanks to Valve’s Portal 1 and 2.

Rookie of the Year - Left 4 Dead 2

Rookie of the Year: Blood Brothers

By Matt Marrone • June 21st, 2011

Matt Marrone played Left 4 Dead 2 on XBox Live for the first time and wound up killing Ken Lucas in a hail of bullets… a lot.

Grand Theft Auto IV

Rookie of the Year: Grandfather Theft Auto

By Matt Marrone • June 6th, 2011

Matt Marrone is new to next gen consoles. He just started playing Grand Theft Auto IV and remembers his first adult videogame – Leisure Suit Larry.

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