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Have You Seen the Yellow Sign?

By Stu Horvath • February 21st, 2014

In 1938, Raymond Chandler published a short detective story called “The King in Yellow.” It takes its name from the victim, a musician named King Leopardi. When the hotel dick, Steve Grayce, finds the man shot to death in his bed, clothed in yellow silk pajamas, he remarks, “The King in Yellow. I read a book with that title once.”

Rookie of the Year: The Biggest Loser (Part IV: My 12,000 Step Program)

By Matt Marrone • February 10th, 2014

The Rookie of the Year has found a new game to help keep him in shape.

The Problem with ‘Sherlock’

By Stu Horvath • February 7th, 2014

In 1998, someone gave Roland Emmerich $130,000,000 to make a Godzilla movie. This was not because Emmerich was a fan of the storied Japanese Kaiju film franchise, but rather was down to the fact that he had earned a reputation for producing popcorn spectacles in less time and with smaller budgets than other directors.

Rookie of the Year: Somewhere WAY Over The Rainbow

By Matt Marrone • January 27th, 2014

The Rookie of the Year saw this film you might hate. But for those of you out there who’ll love it… well, he’s just got to share.

Rookie of the Year: Incomplete and Unabashedly Undiscerning Found Footage Horror Movie Guide

By Matt Marrone • January 13th, 2014

The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway.

My 2013 Soundtrack

By Matt Marrone • December 30th, 2013

Rookie of the Year names Mogwai’s Les Revenants soundtrack his 2013 Album of the Year.

Everyone Deserves That Much

By Stu Horvath • December 25th, 2013

Christmas is the most miserable time of year. Christmas is the most wonderful time of year.

Rookie of the Year: 365 Days Of Summer

By Matt Marrone • December 16th, 2013

The Rookie of the Year desperately tries to head off his seasonal-affective disorder.

Rookie of the Year: One Last Piece of Fried Chicken? Automatic!

By Matt Marrone • December 2nd, 2013

The Rookie of the Year visits Athens, Georgia, birthplace of R.E.M., to say goodbye to Weaver D’s.

Rookie of the Year: Five Ideas For Temple Run, The Movie

By Matt Marrone • November 18th, 2013

The following is the latest in a series of journal entries chronicling the author’s descent into next-gen gaming degeneracy and assorted geekery – from getting his first television in years to trying to figure out why the @$@$&@@ you need two goddamn directional pads just to walk down an effing hallway.

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