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Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special

By Sara Clemens • December 1st, 2023

It took me 19 years to listen to the commentary tracks for Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special, a show I’ve watched at least once a year for the past 35.

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Magnum, P.I. vs. Miami Vice

By Stu Horvath • November 1st, 2023

We all know Jessica Fletcher is the greatest TV detective of the ’80s, but who is the runner up?

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Pop Culture Bubblegum Slurry

By Michael Lee • October 2nd, 2023

“Just subscribe to Content Inc.’s new streaming service CRAM: Where we cram pop culture slurry down your throat until you die!”

Video Game of the Year

By Noah Springer • September 15th, 2023

“…an inviting look into the history of the genre since Pong popped into people’s homes all the way back in 1977.”

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Freaks

By Dr. Dobermind • September 1st, 2023

“You laughed at them, shuddered at them. And, yet, but for the accident of birth, you might be one as they are.”

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A cast iron monument featuring a ring of politicians smiling and waving to a crowd of onlookers.

Playable Campaigns

By Toby Jaffe • August 9th, 2023

I cannot imagine anything as alien in 2023 as conceptualizing politics as fun.

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The Batman Problem

By Jeremy Greco • August 1st, 2023

In a game set in Gotham City, why would a player ever want to be anyone other than Batman?

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Deadliest Catch

By David Shimomura • July 3rd, 2023

The crabs must flow.

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Succession

By Sara Clemens • June 1st, 2023

Fuck off.

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Mechanical Sympathy

By Van Dennis • May 1st, 2023

“…you learn to care for a machine to the point where you see it as more than just metal.”

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