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Bloodlines

Evil Genius is a Rotting Colossus

By David Shimomura • May 25th, 2020

Let old things die, kill them if you have to.

a very loaded baked potato

Loading the Potato: A Song of Doom, Eternal

By David Shimomura • March 31st, 2020

Certainly, Doom Eternal is bigger, louder, badder and more filled with gore than its predecessor.

Pets Feature

Responsible Petting

By David Shimomura • May 30th, 2019

What could be stressful about running a Twitter account about petting virtual dogs? A lot, apparently.

Two African American women with weapons, between them in the distance is a guy crucified on a dead car.

Far Cry: New Dawn’s Only Compelling Feature is Blowing Things Up with Stu

By David Shimomura • March 6th, 2019

None of Far Cry: New Dawn feels like it’s meant to be experienced with another person. It’s especially not meant to be experienced with someone who is a decidedly chaotic force such as myself.

The Might of Keiki Kobayashi’s Ace Combat 7 Soundtrack

By David Shimomura • February 19th, 2019

Keiki Kobayashi might not be Hans Zimmer but in terms of effect achieved he’s damn close.

The Bleeps and Bloops of Destiny are Necessary Worldbuilding

By David Shimomura • February 12th, 2019

With everything going on in Destiny and its DLC and successors you’d think that the small, repetitive sounds that eventually become background noise as you’re playing would be easily forgotten.

a group of characters from Cartoon Network games surrounding a splashy logo that says "CN Match Land"

The Stoic Beauty of Matching Three Things

By David Shimomura • January 29th, 2019

Now, it’s Cartoon Network Match Land helping me fill the minutes.

A dark brown couch, shot from below.

See it from the Couch

By David Shimomura • January 15th, 2019

I think there’s value in public experiences. But I also think we should acknowledge the power of choosing to engage completely on our terms.

A Gift From the Algorithm: Crokinole

By David Shimomura • December 18th, 2018

Trying to understand why any particular video on YouTube gets recommended to any particular person is probably as easy to do as land a spaceship on the moon.

Find Your Sheet Cake

By David Shimomura • December 11th, 2018

Red Dead Redemption 2 asks too much.

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