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Blood, Barf, Bile and the Neon Revolution

By Justin Reeve • February 26th, 2025

“The first thing I hope people take away from playing Pukeapocalypse is, frankly, a good time.”

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Diablo IV's Lilith stands stoic, wings outstretched in burnt orange light.

The Eternal Consumption

By Andrei Filote • February 25th, 2025

Nothing of consequence happens in Diablo IV, a game where the devil always comes back, for the convenience of selling more sequels.

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Ronnie Spector

By Ed Coleman • February 3rd, 2025

Board game club experienced a mass hysteria over an album released nearly 45 years ago.

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To: Exalted Funeral; RE: A Stiff Letter Regarding Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme

By Orrin Grey • January 29th, 2025

It has come to our attention that certain parties have made unfounded and frankly absurd claims that, during our testing of Monty Python’s Cocurricular Mediaeval Reenactment Programme, members of our organization were observed to chuckle, titter, guffaw or even laugh aloud.

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A first-person POV screenshot from splatter shows the player's bright red hand firing a weapon at several enemy characters, their blood splattering outward in a blinding chaos of color.

Terminally Online: Splatter and an Era of Cyberdeath

By Roxy S. • January 28th, 2025

Let’s not mince words; the digital world we’ve built is a waking nightmare.

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An adventuring party, made up of a giant, an elf, and blobby slime creature, read and map while contemplating their next move in the Land of Eem.

Dungeoneers Galore and More in the Land of Eem

By Alyssa Wejebe • January 7th, 2025

James Parks and Ben Costa had always planned to adapt the world of their graphic novels and books into their upcoming tabletop roleplaying game, straightforwardly called Land of Eem.

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