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Author: Sara Clemens

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New York Comic Con 2025

By Sara Clemens • December 18th, 2025

Lol. Lmao, even.

Exploits Feature

A Muppet Family Christmas

By Sara Clemens • December 1st, 2025

A Christmas special to make the heart hurt.

Exploits Feature

TikTok at Nite

By Sara Clemens • June 2nd, 2025

“Shh, my show is on!”

Exploits Feature

A Garfield Christmas

By Sara Clemens • December 2nd, 2024

A Garfield Christmas had an honored place on my 1980’s VHS compilation of Christmas specials. Why? One word: Grandma.

The Heavy Pour
A drawing of the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man doing his signature cry-face from the climax of the movie Ghostbusters.

The Doctor Is In

By Sara Clemens • July 12th, 2024

Who you gonna call?

Exploits Feature

Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special

By Sara Clemens • December 1st, 2023

It took me 19 years to listen to the commentary tracks for Pee-wee’s Playhouse Christmas Special, a show I’ve watched at least once a year for the past 35.

Rows of Pop! figures by Funko on temporary shelving at New York Comic Con. Some are priced at $500+ dollars, which is absolutely ridiculous.

Dispatches from NYCC: Funkos All the Way Down

By Sara Clemens • October 13th, 2023

And not enough Pee-wee.

Exploits Feature

Succession

By Sara Clemens • June 1st, 2023

Fuck off.

The Heavy Pour
Several games from Infocom's library of text adventures, including the Zorks, Planetfall and Trinity, among many others. The graphics are decidedly 80s.

I’ve Been Eaten by a Grue

By Sara Clemens • April 14th, 2023

How I learned to stop worrying and love the text-based adventure.

The Heavy Pour
Several monstrous costume pieces hanging in a booth at New York Comicon, including masks for Scream's Ghostface and Jason's hockey mask from the Friday the 13th franchise.

The Monsters We Make

By Sara Clemens • December 13th, 2022

As storytellers, the monsters we make are so often just mirrors.

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