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Author: Noah Springer

Noah's Beat Box
Close up on an old-school boom box – silver finish, round speaker screens, tape deck in the center.

Hip Hop at Fifty

By Noah Springer • January 9th, 2024

After stepping back from the contemporary, Noah reflects a bit more on the different eras of hip hop and what they mean to him.

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A close-up on a mortadella pizza with pistachios and basil.

Fine Philly Dining

By Noah Springer • December 12th, 2023

Philly is known for all sorts of things – a bell, a boxer, a sitcom – but Noah knows it by reputation as one of the better food cities out there, specifically for sandwiches.

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Vamps – Otherwise

By Noah Springer • November 9th, 2023

Repetition and transformation.

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All the Content Warnings

By Noah Springer • October 6th, 2023

Comedy and horror truly reside next to each other in some off-kilter way, balancing the truly debauched with the truly buffoonish.

Video Game of the Year

By Noah Springer • September 15th, 2023

“…an inviting look into the history of the genre since Pong popped into people’s homes all the way back in 1977.”

Noah's Beat Box
Art from the children's book This is Not My Hat, featuring a huge fish peering at a tiny one wearing the smallest, most adorable bowler on its head.

An Adult Critique of Books for Children

By Noah Springer • September 13th, 2023

You know what doesn’t get enough hate in Noah’s opinion? Children’s books.

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How I Learned to Stop Hating and Love Vanderpump Rules

By Noah Springer • August 11th, 2023

“The Beat Box” is rebranding to “Noah’s Beat Box.”

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