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Author: Noah Springer

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The late film director David Lynch takes a huge bite of a glazed donut.

Ok, Let’s Try That Again, but This Time Good!

By Noah Springer • March 14th, 2025

If there is someone who I strongly admired and I think stood for something good in the world of the creative industries, it would have to be David Lynch.

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Here, at the End of All Things

By Noah Springer • January 24th, 2025

The potential mass destruction of all Springfields in The Simpsons: Tapped Out was always hovering just beyond the horizon until this fall.

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A close-up photo of three insulin syringes.

Fear and Loathing in Whitechapel

By Noah Springer • December 11th, 2024

I was somewhere deep in Whitechapel, south of Shoreditch, sitting in the ER for the fourth hour in a row, when the drugs began to take hold.

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Selene Shade: Resurrectionist for Hire

By Noah Springer • December 2nd, 2024

Selene Shade, a steely, blue-eyed resurrectionist, spends her days raising the dead and her nights alone…

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A picturesque red-brick house on a suburban street, lawn neatly kept.

A Nightmare on Valleyfield Drive

By Noah Springer • November 19th, 2024

We bought our “dream” home. A three-bed, one-bath mid-century ramble in the St. Louis suburb, Glennmeadow. But then everything changed.

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A black-and-white portrait of MF DOOM in his silver mad villain mask.

The Anniversary

By Noah Springer • October 15th, 2024

What am I, a 38-year-old with a kid and a full-time job to do, listen to every new artist named Toilet Monster or Fuck Gorilla until I find the one that bangs?

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Fallout 4's Sole Survivor and their dog explores the Wasteland.

Memories of a Commonwealth

By Noah Springer • August 14th, 2024

I’ve lived in a number of cities over my life, but my memories of Boston seem to feel stronger, maybe because of my time in Fallout 4.

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