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Author: Matt Marrone

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Ysolda standing in a stone-lined street, wearing a fetching peasant's frock.

Mysolda: Renewing My Wedding Vows … with an NPC

By Matt Marrone • February 13th, 2024

In many ways, my exploits in Skyrim remain the greatest achievements of my pathetic little life.

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Lana Del Rey perches atop a piano, microphone in hand. A man in a baby blue suit tickles the ivories.

Lana Del(’s) Rey

By Matt Marrone • January 4th, 2024

The spirit of the Newport Folk Festival is all about the music, from the morning sets to the closers, not all about Lana.

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Several screenshots from the Netflix series How to Get Rich showing the main protagonist speaking with several high-end type people.

My Rich Life

By Matt Marrone • December 7th, 2023

What is your rich life? The answer, we quickly learn, is different for everyone.

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I Went to Miami During a Heat Wave So You Don’t Have To

By Matt Marrone • October 3rd, 2023

If you’re thinking of going to the beach, don’t.

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A close-up photo of some delicious-looking pulled pork.

The Newport Pork Festival

By Matt Marrone • September 12th, 2023

Matt joins the 10-Timers Club at the Newport Folk Festival and is rewarded with a tasty treat.

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The cracked screen and streaky pixels of a broken iPad.

Off Switch

By Matt Marrone • August 8th, 2023

We were all going on a fast. A screen fast. No iPads, no Nintendo, very limited television, for the next three weeks.

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a close-up on a gorgeous green lawn rife with thick blades of grass.

Breaking Up With a Videogame

By Matt Marrone • July 7th, 2023

I won’t name the game or the platform. It knows what it is and I’m not here to rub any salt.

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The QVC logo in red and black.

The Legend of T2419

By Matt Marrone • June 7th, 2023

We tried every dumb thing you might think of, and more. But none stood the test of time like T2419.

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A cityscape built in Minecraft. There are buildings, a baseball diamond, and a rather nice beach!

It Takes a Villager

By Matt Marrone • May 9th, 2023

Are the villagers idiots? Or am I the village idiot?

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A top-down map of the landscape of Hyrule from Breath of the Wild.

Breath of the Elevator

By Matt Marrone • April 7th, 2023

My son went right back down the elevator again. Then he went up again. Then down. Then up. Then, at last, he opened the map, traveled to another shrine, and went down that elevator.

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